chapter 1 - coffee shop

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you walk into the coffee shop on a rainy day, taking off your aesthetically pleasing raincoat because everything about you must be aesthetic. You jingle your aesthetic keys as the music above is playing.

"Hello, I would like to order a venti iced hazelnut brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso mocha latte with 20 pumps of cinnamon and 100 pumps of pumpkin spice," you screech to the barista. She smiles in pain and goes into the kitchen to make your drink. 

You sit down and look at the rain through the window. SUDDENLY, an ugly man walks in and you turn into a tomato and have a stroke on the floor for the 308230298306298332139th time. The stick- I mean, man- asks, from the table next to you, "Are you okay??" After almost dying on the floor because of how hot that guy is, you casually sit back down and say "I'm fine."

The depressed barista walks up to your table and gives you your drink. You pull out your phone and post pictures of it on Instagram and then do some random crap that's supposed to be aesthetic instead of drinking it.

You close your eyes for a moment and open them to see a NOTE!!!!! 

You close your eyes for a moment and open them to see a NOTE!!!!! 

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You wonder who it could be. You turn around to see the hot guy smiling at you. You SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH at the top of yor lungs and hug him "Want to come over to my house?" he asks. "OF COURSE!!!" You scream.

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