"Let's walk to my house because Galaxy needs more words on this page," the Once-ler says.
You follow him, your 10-foot long hair dragging on the cobblestone. You walk through the beautiful park looking at all the beautiful stuff there at the beautiful park. Did I mention it was beautiful?
You take some more pictures of your coffee cup which you did not drink at all and post it on Facebook, Insta, Pintrest, Tiktok, Twitter, Discord, Tumblr, Snapchat, Youtube, Reddit, Mastodon, Vkontakte, Farmers Only, Proboards, Amino, Underweb, and the FBI watchlist. (did i forget anything?)
The sky becomes dark and you realize your apartment is 20182042378593486 miles away. "Hey, can I stay the night at your house?" You ask the Once-ler. He thinks about it for a few moments and then looks at you. "Sure," he says.
Once you get to his house, you notice it's a mansion. "WOW THAT'S SO COOL!1!!!" you scream. You go into the bathroom and take a picture of all the preppy tHaT GiRl aesthetic stuff there is in there. You take a selfie but see something behind you that you didn't know was there. It was a picture of a woman with blonde, almost yellow hair!!!!11!!! You grab the picture and stomp downstairs.
"Who the click-clack is this!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!/!?!!?!?1/11/1/????" you screech at the Once-ler. "That's Anne-" You become red with anger like Donald Duck or something. "Your're cheating on me!!!" you yell at him!!1!!
"That's my-" the Once-ler tries to explain but you slap him. "THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!! YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!" you scream, almost killing him with a stick and running out the door, slamming the door.
You realize that you are homeless and you ruined you relationship with the Once-ler so you have nowhere to stay.
YOU ARE READING
pumpkin spice ~ once-ler x reader JOKE FIC
Romanceello~~~☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ welcomezzz!!!!! eee!!!! my name is nya-chan!! uwu ^-^ no hatezz or ill tell my mommy＞﹏＜ story!!!! y/n movez to the truffula forest and meetz the once-ler!!! o((>ω< ))o they fall in loveeeeezzzz!!!11111!!!ヾ(≧▽≦*)o...
