There won't be much shipping, more just chaos.
Y/N POV:
I was running around in circles in the middle of the room before the throne room, holding a lit match in a circle of salt.
The sheriff watched me with the most blank look like 'I honestly don't even give a fuck anymore.'
I picked baby opila (I forgot it's name) up and put it on top of a tent. The baby opila started to dance epikly.
I went back to running in circles while the sheriff simply watched. Nabnab spawned and threw a chair at me in an attempt to get me to stop running and being weird, but I simply dodged it with main character skills.
Toadster took out a pistol and shot me a few times, but my plot armor protected me.
I noticed a green and purple thing walking over with a bucket of knives. "Hey, anyone want a bucket of-" It started before seeing me and was like 'What'. I stopped running and got shot by Banban like 20 times, but simply used my plot armor to stay alive.
"Who the rice crispy treats is that" The thing asked. "That's uhh.. One of (Existence-Is-Pain's) Y/N's children."Toadster shrugged. "Don't make me take your knees" I threatened.
"That's gay" The thing said deadpan. "What your name?" I asked. "BitterGiggle" The thing said. "You look like soup, I'll call you jester" I said. "Works for me" The jester shrugged. BanBan shot at me again, but I just deleted him.
"Well that was interesting" BanBaleena muttered. "You wanna piece of this?" I asked. "I'd like my brother back, instead" BanBaleena said deadpan. "Not unless he stops trying to shoot me" I shrugged.
"..i don't think that's possible, Y/N." BanBaleena sighed. "That's fine." I said. I proceeded to cock a machine gun and start firing it at toadster for fun
Then me and BitterGiggle kissed under the moonlight at 12 in the afternoon.
The end :>
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