Meet my OCs

Have yourself a break from all that is sane

... and meet the crack "OC" me and my sister (mostly my sister) created. He has no place anywhere in any fan fictions of mine, just his own bizarre universe. Logic does not exist. This is not meant to fit at all in anything canon related. This is probably the most unholy thing I've made. Good thing I have Church tomorrow as of the time I'm posting this.

I assure you we are okay, just have a broken sense of humor:

Name: Sharon the Karen

Physical Appearance:
-definitely not your average Fett clone
-half bald (old man's hair cut)
-wings
-no armor bc armor is for LOSERS

Personality: brave, has done nothing wrong ever (except secretly dating Padmé. Anakin does not know) good guy

Known associates: Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker, Sheev Palpatine, 99% of the GAR

Groups: GAR

Random Facts (you better buckle up):
-force sensitive
-Luke and Leia are actually this shabuir's kids
-killed Palpatine for good
-became chancellor
-wings ✨glow in the dark✨
-magic healing powers
-as previously said, Padmé is cheating on Anakin with him

(This probably hurts me more than you, but let me know how you're doing)

-good at everything
-rainbow lightsaber
-no trauma whatsoever
-doesn't do drugs (which is about the only good thing about him)

Appearances and/or planned appearances: I sure hope I never have to write anything with this monster in it, if I do I might as well die. (Update 3/27/24) he has appeared in a single one-shot. You're welcome. (Update 5/2/24) make that three one-shots.

(Please do not Lmk if I should add anything else)

I hesitated posting this. You're welcome.