Natasha: My mother can't come to the wedding. She was at a yoga retreat, and she fell out of a warrior pose and broke her hip.
Maria: Should we consider the possibility that someone pushed her?
Natasha: Maria, please.
Natasha: They were a bunch of peace-loving hippies who spent two weeks in the rainforest with my mother.
Maria:
Natasha: Of course someone pushed her.
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FanfictionDisclaimer: These are not originally mine, I found them all on Pinterest, Tumblr, and TikTok. Updating every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. (Started: 5/1/24 - Finished: ?)
