Bucky: Bad news - Steve locked himself inside his own house.
Bucky: Good news - We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bucky: Bad news - Steve finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls and I just never told him about it.
Bucky: Good news - A cute boy saw me do it.
Bucky: Bad news - It was Tony, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.
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FanfictionDisclaimer: These are not originally mine, I found them all on Pinterest, Tumblr, and TikTok. Updating every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. (Started: 5/1/24 - Finished: ?)
