HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANONS

Alastor Headcanons

The Radio Demon himself he is so woohoo

- Friends with mostly just women because he hates men (Hating men part is canon tho)

- Has the weirdest rival bromance with Lucifer

- Aroace and doesn't know because he's old

- Super supportive though of LGBTQ+ people

- Him and Rosie were beards for each other, they got "Married" because he was Aroace and she was Lesbian and it was literally just so their families would stop pestering them

- Him and Rosie owned a house together and owned a cat (Besties fr)

- Hates dogs (Canon)

- Used to either bury his bodies/ victims in the forest behind his house or would chop them up and eat them (Cannibal)

- Owned by either Lilith or Mammon (Theories)

- Actually looks to Charlie as his daughter/ niece

- Keeps a photo of him and his mother close at all times in his coat pocket because he misses her (Canon mamas boy)

- Has tea parties with Angel to learn new slang and insults (Gina and Holt ref lmfao) (They are so Holt and Gina coded, Husk is Rosa, Gina x Rosa real)

- Takes everyone out to the opera or something every month as like a bonding experience

- LOVES the opera, got super into Phantom Of The Opera when Charlie introduced him too it (Charlie theatre kid moment)

- Has many "deer in headlights" moments when he walks into a dark room/ area with one light