"I'm hungry." I state to my dog Ike who decided to become a sprawled out safety hazard by my couch. "Are you?" I add. He just sits there, viciously side eyeing me. "I'm hungry and crazy."
"Maybe I'll order pizza!" I say excitedly. I reach for the phone on the coffee table to my right, then give up when I can't reach it. No pizza. I turn on the food network on TV. That made it worse. Then I see it! There it is, resting its beautiful pearly white packaging on top of the fridge. "Donuts!" I scream. My dog jumped in horrified surprise but calmed down when he realized it was the psycho on the couch.
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HumorEveryone has their favorite donut, right? So here is an in-depth description of what it feels like to see and experience mine!
