ask the murder drones (worker drone edition!)

I CAN'T MAKE TITLES 😭😔

Question by James5266 (Do humans suck?)

Emily: "hmn....I don't really know since I never seen one in person"

Braidon: "eh, same here"

Sam: "they're probably okay"

Cyn: "no"

Braidon: "wait what-

Cyn: "humans are cruel narcissistic nationalist r#c!st wrong minded beings of creation with no mercy and care for their society and frankly deserve every possible cruel and agonizing punishment possible" :)

Emily: "..."

Sam: "..."

Braidon: "..."

Rebecca: "....oh my God"

Doll: "[...uhh.......is it bad that I agree?]

Thad: "wait what-

Question also by james: (snow time in copper 9)

Khan: "I think this is a question for the one who built them himself! This type of thing actually happens on a weekly to monthly occurrence, so once it does happen we just open those doors up and let the snow in and boom. No problem"

Thad: "and using that snow for snow cones was my idea"

Lizzy: "who in their right mind would want to eat actual snow???"

Thad: "it's not just snow there's artificial flavors in there too!"

Question by: blanoun (murderer to victim)

Thad: "that's actually true, since uzi's basically a mechanic she could make N and V into workers with the right parts"

Doll: [but knowing those monsters and their abilities, it couldn't work due to some extra technology they might have or something]

Thad: "ah also very true"

Another Question by blanoun: (favorite hobbies)

Doll: [....is...is murder a hobby?]

Cyn: "(nod) I think so"

Braidon: "no it is not!"

Doll: :(

Cyn: :(

Sam: "the only Hobby I have is something I haven't done in a while" (magnets)

Emily: "it's pretty obvious that I like reading as a hobby, it's really fun!"

Rebecca&braidon: "✨mall shopping and gossip~✨"

Doll: [oh God...Lizzy?]

Sam: "Thad?"

Thad&Lizzy: *emotionally rambling on apologizeis after that fight they had in chapter 56*

Doll: [....uhh]

Rebecca: "can you guys like, save that shit for later??"

Braidon: "they're twins, what'd you expect"

Doll: [not biologically that is-

Braidon: "wait what-

Doll: [what-

Question by ace1176 (STAR DRONES)

Thad: "DESTROY THE DARK SIDE"

Sam: "DARTH VADER'S GOING DOWN"

braidon: "LET'S FREAKING GO"

Emily: "yeah!"

Rebecca: "...what the fu-

Lizzy: "yeah I have no idea what the hell they're talking about"

Doll: [same but I loved their enthusiasm]

Second question by ace: (Disassembly mating season)

Lizzy: "if there was then I probably wouldn't be here right now"

Thad: "heh, yeah we probably would've been kidnapped"

Lizzy: "oh definitely! But then again I wouldn't complain either"

Thad: "dude!.....but honestly same-

Doll: [NO!]

Final Question by ace: (Lizzy fan base)

Doll: [I'm sorry, what?]

Lizzy: "oh Trust me, I DO. Especially on my social media"

Rebecca: "and you're cool with it?"

Lizzy: "I mean I get so many I lost count, I get emails from the jocks, snaps from the cheer squad, and calls asking me out from almost everyone in school and out of it-

Thad: "what was that?"

Lizzy: "oh crap"

Doll: [Lizzy are half the people that do that to you adults??]

Lizzy: "uhh.....is that a yes or no question..?"

Rebecca: "what?!"

Thad: "Lizzy are you serious?!"

Lizzy: "well it's not half of my fan base it's only-...like, 20%"

Doll: [there shouldn't be any percent!]

Thad: "I swear to God if I find out that there's grown f#cking men flirting with you, I'm gonna-

Doll: [rip out their insides and devour them in front of their grieving mother!]

Rebecca: "....Jesus you both are insane...but who am I to judge I'd just get them arrested"

Lizzy: "guys it's not that serious..."

Thad, Doll, Rebecca: "YES IT IS"