ask the murder drones (worker drone edition!)!!DISCONTINUED!!

CHRISTMAS FINALE

V: "🎶I really can't stay🎶"

N: "🎶baby it's cold outside🎶"

V: "🎶 I've got to go away🎶"

Thad: "🎶 baby it's cold outside🎶"

V: "🎶this evening has been...🎶"

Lizzy: "been hoping you'd drop in"

V: "🎶so very nice🎶"

N: "🎶 I'll hold your hands, they're just like-

J: "can you guys shut up so we start gift giving already!"

Rebecca: "for real"

Thad: "you guys have zero taste in good music"

N: "exactly!"

Lizzy: "whatever, let's just get this started"

V: -_-

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Thad: "a new baseball bat! F#ck I've been needing to get a new one"

Sam: "yeah figured"

Braidon: "you're welcome bro"

N: "I was the one who added the logo!"

Thad: "aww thanks bros!"

Sam: "again, what are bros for"

Braidon: "yeah we got your back bro"

N: "yeah bro!"

Lizzy: "....I hate when they do that"

Emily: "toxic masculinity, what do you expect"

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Lizzy: "oh my God, are you serious?"

Thad: "yeah, as soon as I saw it I just had to get it for you two"

Lizzy: "I love it!"

Thad: "I knew you would" ^^

Rebecca: "what is it?"

Lizzy: "a matching choker I can wear with Doll!"

Doll: "[what.]"

Thad: "c'mon D, yours is right here"

Doll: "[NO]"

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Braidon: "Liz.....why?"

Lizzy: "why not?"

Braidon: "you KNOW how much I hated the shirt you got me last year, why give me this?!"

Braidon then holds up a large T-shirt with printed text saying: 🔥SASSY FIRE TWINK🔥

Rebecca: "PFFT-

Sam: "damnnnn and it's correct too"

Emily: "pfft-oh my God...."

Lizzy: "don't blame me, I see it how it is"

Thad: "yeah don't be sassy now, ya flaming Twinkie!"

Braidon: "I actually f#cking hate you, you know that?"

Lizzy: "love you too bestie!"

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Sam: "....I love it"

Emily: "really? I didn't know what to get you this year so I thought of the first thing that came to mind"

Sam: "and the first thing you thought was a goddamn women's magazine and a twelve pack of gasoline? You just read my mind emi"