ask the murder drones (worker drone edition!)!!DISCONTINUED!!

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Braidon: "....what the f*ck does ontology mean??"

Thad: "did you not pay attention in classes or something?"

Sam: "dawg, no one pays attention in classes"

Rebecca: "yup"

Doll: "pretty sure the only ones with actual good grades are me, Emily, you, and Lizzy"

Thad: "but she doesn't even study"

Lizzy: "yes I do-

Emily: "no, you just bribe me into doing your homework and other assignments"

Thad: "hold on-what Does she even bribe you?"

Lizzy: "I don't bribe anyone-

Emily: "pride badges, bows, and some anime T-shirts"

Lizzy: "...I can explain-

Emily: "and she invited me out for shopping that one time"

Lizzy: "..."

Rebecca: "damn lol"

Question by Ace1176: (worker Drone defense upgrade)

Thad: "that's...actually true, I should talk to Khan about that"

Rebecca: "ah-hey! I am not that whiny!"

Lizzy: "and for your information, I don't even like guns!"

Doll: "me neither"

Lizzy: "I'm ten times more skilled with knives"

Doll: "mhn"

Braidon: "I take that offensive"

Thad: "pfft-

Question by ace1176: (solver lore)

Cyn: "..."

Doll: "..."

Cyn: "....no comment"

Thad: "uh..are you sure you don't want to answer"

Cyn: "no."

Thad: "okay, okay, sorry ace"

Question by James5266: (backups)

Doll: "that's...unlikely...even if it was true, those factories would've been destroyed when the planet died, or the Disassembly drones wiped them out"

Emily: "that actually makes sense"

Sam: "damn"

Another question by James: (elderitch solver)

Thad: "unfortunately, since it all happened so fast I didn't get a picture of it. And...I don't really wanna think about the others turning into that thing"

One last question by Ace: (making amends)

Lizzy: "...I'm not gonna apologize"

Thad: "but why?"

Lizzy: "I just don't! She's nothing but an emo freak, that only cares about no one else. Plus she tried to f*cking kill me!"

Thad: "Uzi is anything but that! She's nice, caring and is already dealing with stuff. So What the hell happened to make you hate her so much?"

Doll: "I actually want to know too"

Rebecca: "same"

Lizzy: "nothing happened! Uzi was the one that didn't even care, she doesn't matter to me at all so why should I apologize!"

Thad: "because she's loved you idiot! Uzi loved you so damn much and you broke it!"

Rebecca: "uhh guys?"

Doll: "can we just, calm down for a bit-

Thad: "y'know what? Uzi's right, and so is everyone else, all you are is an egotistical jerk! Who only gives a damn about herself!"

Emily: "you guys stop"

Braidon: "it's just a simple question, it doesn't matter"

Sam: "..."

Lizzy: "I'm not! I actually do care, you're just to stupid to see it!"

Thad: "no, you're literally nothing but a narcissistic popular girl, that doesn't give a shit about anyone! Dammit if anything-you're just like a clone of mo-

Lizzy: "don't f*cking compare me to her!"

Rebecca: "guys stop!"

Braidon: "this is totally unnecessary, and you're yelling is freaking Cyn out!"

Cyn: :(

Thad: "..."

Lizzy: "..."

Doll: "mn...you two should probably take time for yourselves"

Thad: "...fine, anything to get away from her"

Lizzy: "..."