ask the murder drones (worker drone edition!)!!DISCONTINUED!!

CHRISTMAS TIME MOTHER FU-

The worker buds had woken up to a few presents under the tree, all of them just chilling and handing each other their perspective gifts.

Thad: "dude this football helmet is awesome! How'd you know I needed a new one?"

Braidon: "eh, I just thought you'd need it"

Sam: "and you kept bringing it up for weeks now"

Thad: "aww thanks bros!"

Braidon: "hey what are bros for?"

Sam: "bros" -w-

Lizzy: "..."

Doll: "..."

Emily: "..."

Cyn: •w•

Rebecca: "........did any of you get that-

Lizzy: "please, I wasn't even listening"

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Lizzy: "no way....Thad you got me head set?"

Doll: "Yeah, why did you get us these exactly?"

Thad: "well, I'm pretty sure you guys know a certain game...that had just came out"

Lizzy: "new game?......wait"

Doll: "Thad...did you..?"

Thad: *pulls out FNAF help wanted VR 2* "I sure did"

Lizzy: "oh my God!"

Doll: "Thad thank you so much!"

Thad: "I knew you two would like it, that's why I got all three of us head sets"

Lizzy: "YESS!!"

Rebecca: "aww that's...nice I guess?"

Emily: "well at least they like it"

Sam: "yeah"

Braidon: "they are really big of five nights at Freddy's huh-

Thad&Lizzy: "hell yeah!"

Doll: "true"

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Emily: "alright, here you go Sam"

Sam: "....a bag?"

Emily: "look what's in the bag"

Sam: "hm......there's no way.."

Thad: "what'd you get bro?"

Sam: "it's........A MAGNET PLUSHIE!!"

Thad: "wait what-

Rebecca: "what the f*ck?"

Emily: •w•

Sam: "Em&M I f*cking love you!"

Emily: "hehe, I knew you would love it"

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Braidon: "oh Lizzy, you shouldn't have"

Lizzy: "well what kind of a bestie would I be if I wasn't-

Braidon: "no, I mean-you really shouldn't have"

Rebecca: "why? It's just a T-shirt"

Braidon: *shows Rebecca a T-shirt with a message saying "🔥straight blazing these p*ssies🔥"*

Rebecca: "PFFT-

Thad: "oh my God dude, hehe!"

Doll: "Lizzy you did not..."