Chuuya's Secret Child

Cuddling (soukoku fluff)

"Dazai!" Chuuya rushed him. "Get your ass over here right now, your stupid waste of bandages! Or else I'll close the door in your face and lock you out tonight!"

"Coming!" Dazai reassured him in a soothing but sarcastic way. He knew that when he and Chuuya planned alone time, Chuuya was always nervous, which resulted in him being loud and even more short-tempered than he already was.

"You better be," Chuuya muttered. He unlocked the door to his house, took off his coat, jacket, and hat, and placed them on the hanger.

"You don't wash those?" Dazai asked, giving Chuuya a look.

"Of course I do, you shitty mackerel! I just left them here for a while. Plus, who are you to even boss me around in my house?!" yelled the short ginger, flustered at the question.

"No one," Dazai said, putting his hands up. "Can we just cuddle already? Where do you even want to cuddle? Your bed or the couch?"

"The couch, dumbass. I already said that."

Dazai took off his coat and placed it with Chuuya's on the hanging rack, then sat on the couch and made a swift movement with his hand up and down on the couch to indicate for Chuuya to come and sit next to him. Chuuya followed and sat next to him, but he made sure to keep a bit of a distance.

"Wanna watch TV while we're at it?" Dazai asked, trying to not mind the space. "I heard there was this new comedy show that just came out on TV. It's free, even though it's not in the first-class theaters."

"What? Are you trying to say that my living room isn't first-class? Tch. How disrespectful of you towards my room!" Chuuya gritted his teeth.

"You know that's not what I mean, Chibi," Dazai said. "Do you want to watch the new comedy show or not?"

"Tch. Fine," Chuuya said as he looked away. "But we're not going to mention this night at all to anybody, understood? It's embarrassing."

"Sure Chu-Chu!" Dazai said it happily.

"Don't call me that!" The ginger yelled. Dazai was pretty sure that Chuuya's entire neighborhood could've heard him. He told the ginger to calm down, but instead, he got a good smack on the head and an even louder yelling.

"Quiet down, Chibi; you're going to break my eardrums and make me deaf one day!" Dazai warned. Chuuya made a 'humph' sound, grabbed the TV remote, and opened the comedy show. He also took out a thin, but fluffy, blanket to snuggle with. Dazai saw this and got jealous.

"Chibi~" Dazai started. "It's not fair that I'm your guest and that you get the good blanket. Share it with me!"

"Hah?!" The ginger growled. "This is my blanket, your idiotic waste of space! Go get your own! I'm not your little servant!"

Dazai sighed. "Aww, Chibi's so mean. Fine, I guess I'll just watch the most hilarious comedy show and probably freeze to death."

"Don't you want to die?"

"Yeah, but I want to die painlessly, Chibi!" Dazai corrected. "There's a difference. Sure, freezing isn't any physical harm, but you can still feel something uncomfortable, and I want to die comfortably!"

"I- ugh. You're unbearable. Fine, you can share the blanket, but you're going to have to come towards me. I'm already comfortable here, you know, not comfortably dead." Chuuya said as he raised an eyebrow.

"Ha, what a nice joke."

Dazai scooted towards Chuuya while both of their attentions were on the show. The whole night, they bickered and laughed at and with each other. It was as if they both forgot what happened between them. Either way, they were having fun. They both missed this. 

Eventually, one of them fell asleep first, and that person was Chuuya. After what seemed like two minutes of balance and support for his head from the couch, Chuuya started leaning towards Dazai and ended up landing his head on his lap. Dazai blushed, but he also enjoyed watching his chibi sleep so peacefully. He turned off the show so that the bright lights and loud volume wouldn't disturb Chuuya's sleep. He decided to stay for the night and sleep with Chuuya on the couch, right next to him. He gently picked Chuuya up and placed him right next to him, with his head now leaning on Dazai's shoulder. Dazai placed the blanket on the both of them, put his head on Chuuya's own, and put his arms around him.

"Good night, Chibi," Dazai said softly. "Sweet dreams." He kissed Chuuya's cheek and forehead and dozed off.

(sorry it's shorter than usual)