What's Wrong With Being A Salted Fish?

Don't Touch My Tail 20

"Oh? You are quite smart. I like you a little bit." Yuehua flashed in front of Lin Zhuo and lifted Lin Zhuo's chin with his index finger.

Lin Zhuo kicked him, but only touched his afterimage.

"What a pity." Yuehua appeared not far away with his back turned. 

"How should I put it? I am both the scholar who was eaten and the tiger that became a demon."

Yuehua suddenly turned around, and two completely different faces appeared in front of him, one half had yellow and black patterns and golden pupils, and the other half had a handsome human face, but they both showed the same horrifying expression.

"Tsk, it smells so bad." Lin Zhuo covered his nose. He could smell the foul odor on his body even here.

"How could that be?" Yuehua raised his arm with a weird look on his face, his voice suddenly becoming rough: "Don't you think it smells good? Without this smell, I wouldn't be who I am today."

"You practice against the will of heaven, aren't you afraid of being punished by heaven?" Lin Zhuo was really curious why he was not afraid of being struck to death by lightning.

"Hahahahahaha! God's punishment, look at me now, what can God do to me?" Yuehua raised his head and laughed, as if Lin Zhuo had told him something funny.

Indeed, he seemed to rely on the scholar's soul to conceal himself, making it impossible for Heaven to find him.

The moonlight gently brushed across his face, and his features were completely occupied by human features. His voice became shrill again: "I want to eat more people, absorb their luck, and help me ascend to the immortal class!"

After hearing what he said, Lin Zhuo couldn't help but rolled his eyes: Are you serious? I guess before you even get to the sky, you'll be discovered and killed by the Heavenly Dao. How dare you get so close to the Heavenly Dao with such a bad smell on your body?

Yuehua was able to escape heaven's punishment by relying on the scholar, but there are so many people in the world and they are all different, and their smells are all different. 

It would be difficult for heaven to punish him if he deliberately hid himself like this. However, it would be different if he ascended to heaven.

He was so close to the Heavenly Dao, it was useless for him to rely on anyone, and he still wanted to become an immortal? It was simply wishful thinking.

"I'm afraid by then there won't be anything left of you."

Yuehua just laughed: "My dear friend, you really don't find anything different about me?"

Why are you suddenly calling me like this?

Lin Zhuo couldn't help but become more alert. This guy seemed to have changed.

"I'm the one who truly wants to become an immortal!" Yuehua laughed wildly, and his shrill voice hurt Lin Zhuo's ears.

Zhao Jingming hurriedly stepped forward, hugged Lin Zhuo into his arms, and covered Lin Zhuo's ears.

Only then did Lin Zhuo realize that between the tiger demon and the scholar, the scholar seemed to have the upper hand.

A mere mortal also wants to become an immortal. Do you think you have got the male lead's script?

Lin Zhuo was speechless. If becoming an immortal was so easy, this would be the world of immortal cultivation.

Yuehua raised the arm with flowing black runes, and the runes flowed into the ground continuously.