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Manilla Mikey (referring to his friends)- which one of you is most likely to survive a bullet?
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Yuzuha- I hate men
Hakkai- why-
Yuzuha- nevermind he responded
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Bonten Mikey- *sees takemichi getting married*
Bonten Mikey- *kills himself*
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Chifuyu- Guys I'm gay
Smiley- yeah no shit
Takemichi- calm down smiley, we support you chifuyu
Kazutora- I just hit someone with my car
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Ran (to takemichi)- It's me and you against the world the world bbg *winks*
Rindou- And he's supposed to be the mature one.
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Sanzu- Takemichi am I ugly?
Takemichi- absolutely not why would you even think that? you're so pretty!
Sanzu- Takeomi am I ugly?
Takeomi- very much
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Takemichi- where are you going?
Izana- to get an ice cream or commit a felony on the way.
(I didn't know who else would fit)
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Kakucho- how do you all get out of this mess?
Takemichi- we don't, we just make a bigger mess so that it cancels out the previous one.
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Mikey- you can trust me, let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were kids.
Draken- You were the one who pushed me
Takemichi-*losing his shit*
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Takemichi- did you eat all the cookies?
Sanzu- No....
Takemichi- then what is that white powder on your pants?
Sanzu - It's cocaine
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Takemichi- wow, great work on the Halloween decor, where did you get the fake skeletons?
Izana- fake?
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Love yaa !!
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