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Takemichi- two people didn't use protection and now I'm fighting for my life every day.

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Takemichi (to Kisaki)- If karma doesn't come around and hit you in the face, I will.

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Mikey- Takemichi can you bake some cookies for me-

Takemichi- I'm gonna need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.

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Mikey- I need chloroform

Draken- And why exactly do you need chloroform at 2 AM?

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Takemichi- who's gonna let you?

Sanzu- who's gonna stop me?

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Takemichi- how many genders are there?

Sanzu (high)- idk I just got here

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Kisaki- You're literally so annoying and childish 

Mikey- womp womp

(womp womp)

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Chifuyu- Alright Takemichi, let's get this over one more time.

Chifuyu- If something bad happens?

Takemichi- we call Mitsuya

Chifuyu- If it still doesn't work?

Takemichi- we blame it on mikey

Mikey- wtf what did I do?

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Koko- there's someone possessed by an owl among us!

Sanzu- who?

Ran- we got him

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Takemichi- so do you prefer breasts or thighs?

Izana- 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂

Takemichi- sir this is a MacDonald's

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Takemichi- where are all the masculine men?

Sanzu- WE'RE HAVING A PRINCESS PARTY

Ran and Rindou- YEAHH !!!!!!!!!!!

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Hope you liked them :D

Love yaaa !!!

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