(A/N: This song parody is called "The Fools' Song.". For convenience's sake (mainly of the plot of which it has none), all(most) of every instances of "nix" has been translated into English.)
(WARNING: This fanfic si unfinished but it won't matter since it was published on April Fool's Day.)
[The scene starts with Muscle Nixel attempting to set up the camera. The camera nearly falls, but he's quick to pick it back up. He backs up, and pulls his script out from his back.]
Muscle Nxiel: (Looks to the right side of the script) (whispering) Guys, the camera's on.
[Three of the Nixels rush up to group around Muscle Nixel.]
Muscle Nxiel: Alright, like we practiced guys. (Deep breath)
[The lighting turns off. Then, a spotlight appears above the four. The four Nixels look to the camera.]
The four Nixels: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Constantly beat up, no escape from fatality. We have all worked hard, and yet they shoooow no mercyyyy.
Muscle Nixel: I was your soldier, did you still find use for me?
The three Nixels around Muscle Nixel: (overlapping Muscle Nixel's singing) Oooooooooh, oooooooooo, ooh, ooooo-oooh.
Muscle Nixel and the three Nixel: Or waaaas Iiii easy come, easy go? Maybe strong, maybe slow?
Muscle Nixel: Was everything I've doen for you all ben for naaaaught, for plaaaaay…
Muscle Nixel: Or was it meeee..?
Orange-painted Nixel: MAJOOOOOR!!!!
Blue-painted Nixel: Agh! Dude, don't do that!
Muscle Nixel: (offscreen, behind the camera, and whispering) Shh. No, he's doing good.
Orange-painted Nixel: Ahem. You've LEFT US ALL BEHIIIIND! NOT EVEN KING PUT US BACK ON THE GRIIIIND!
Muscle Nixel: (offscreen, behind the camera, and whispering) Okay, it's Blue's turn.
Blue-painted Nixel: Majooor, life had just beguuun, but you just left and-
Orange-painted Nixel: THEN YOU THREEEW IT AAAALL AWAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
[The blue-painted nixel snatches the microphone from the orange-painted nixel.]
Blue-painted Nixel: DUDE, JUST NO!
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