Little Helpers

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Mr. Durable:
DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA

Good Twin:
DA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bad Twin:
Wtf r u 2 doing

Mr. Durable:
Clearly having better grammar than you

Bad Twin:
Bitch.

Good Twin:
Your just pissy cause Barron has been trying to blackmail you back

Ben-10:
Tyler blackmailed Barron?
Good on Him.

Oscar the grouch:
What does Tyler even have on that guy

Bad twin:
The fact he was bullying Logan.
For MONTHS it seems.

Mr. Durable:
Speaking of which
Where the heck is he

Flower:
Sorry I didn't respond.
I was helping my grandparents.

Mr. Durable:
Ohhhhh

Good twin:
In the flower shop right?

Flower:
Yeah
It's been packed recently because it's roses season :/

Oscar the grouch:
Flowers can have seasons????

Mr. Durable:
Like pepper!

Bad twin:
Aiden you fucking idiot.

Ben-10:
I don't have an excuse for that tbh

Mr. Durable:
WHAT?!
HE SAID SEASON
I NAMED A SEASON

Bad twin:
NUMBER ONE: HE MEANT THE FOUR SEASONS OF THE WEATHER.
NUMBER TWO: PEPPER IS A SPICE

Mr. Durable:
THE SPICIEST THING ABOUT PEPPER IS NOTHING. ITS NOT SPICY

Bad twin:
THERES A DIFFERENCE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Good twin:
:/

Ben-10:
Srsly
You two do this everyday

Oscar the grouch:
No no let them continue.
I wanna see how stupid this gets.

Good twin:
Oh it'll get very stupid.

Oscar the grouch:
Ah yes.
Courtesy of the dumbass twins.

Bad twin:
Oi.
Taylor's not dumb.

Oscar the grouch:
I was referring to you and Aiden.
Dumbass

Bad twin:
BREAK YOUR SPLEEN

Ben-10:
OK.
ENOUGH.

Flower:
Oop—

Good twin:
Ooooooooo you made Ben maddddddddd

Bad twin:
And your a child.

Mr. Durable:
Well I mean—you guys are the same age.

Bad twin:
Fuck face

Mr. Durable:
Halfwit

Bad twin:
Psycho.

Mr. Durable:
I'm bored.
Wait
Wait
I have an idea

Oscar the grouch:
Oh no

Mr. Durable:
What if
Instead of leaving our friend to suffer alone
We help Logan and his grandparents at the flower shop? :D

Flower:
NOPE.

Mr. Durable:
PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE????

Good twin:
You know
That actually sounds like fun
PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEE??

Ben-10:
Isn't his grandparents choice?

Flower:
Yeah it is.

Oscar the grouch:
You know I wouldn't be able to help though right
Cause like
You don't know who I am

Ben-10:
Oh yeah.
We definitely don't know who you are

Good twin:
Why did that feel so passive aggressive

Flower:
I just asked.
They said it was ok
But AIDEN.

Mr. Durable:
I'm scared

Bad twin:
Good.
Although Logan's not that scary.
He's basically a human puppy

Good twin:
True that

Flower:
MOVING ON.
AIDEN.
IF YOU MESS UP ANYTHING IN THE SHOP.
I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH MY HOSE.
ARE WE CLEAR?

Mr. Durable:
I feel like your a drill sergeant or smth

Flower:
ARE
WE
CLEAR?

Mr. Durable:
SIR YES SIR.

Flower:
GOOD.
I'll see you guys then! :)

Bad twin:
Bro switched up so fast

Good twin:
You mean like you when I caught you sneaking my cookies I bought for myself at 3:00am?

Bad twin:
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

Oscar the grouch:
This is fun and all
But like
I can't go.

Mr. Durable:
DON'T WORRY
I HAVE A REPLACEMENT
YOU LEAVE IT TO ME

Good twin:
Your gonna invite Ashlyn aren't you

Mr. durable:
YES.

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