Teenagers.

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Walmart hunter:
NANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tayble:
BAGUTHI BABA

Twilight sparkle:
SITHI UHM INGONYAMA

Tire:
WTF ARE YOU ALL DOING

Tayble:
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Twilight Sparkle:
AND IT MOVES US ALLLLLLLLLLLLL

Benanna:
What sort of crack are you guys on rn?

Walmart Hunter:
Bold of you to assume it's crack

Nurse Joy:
^
I BEG YOUR PARDON?

Walmart Hunter:
Then beg

Twilight Sparkle:
He's right we didn't do crack
Cause that would be a dumb idea
Where would we even get crack from?
And it would show up in Aidens bank account
Mushrooms are the better choice :)

Grumpy the dwarf:
...
hOw dO yOu KnOw tHaT?

Twilight Sparkle:
Don't worry about it

Tayble:
That's so ominous wtf

Benanna:
He worries me sometimes

Tire:
How tf do you think I feel?
I'm dating him

Twilight sparkle:
How tf do you think I feel?
I'm dating you of all people.

Walmart hunter:
DAUM
HE REALLY FLIPPED IT DUDE

Grumpy the dwarf:
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE YOU STARTED DATING

Nurse joy:
I'm not knowledgeable in todays slang but I'm pretty sure that deserves a pop off queen amirite?

Tayble:
...
How old are you?
Ain't no way your in your twenties

Tire:
I bet it's mid twenties

Walmart hunter:
59

Nurse joy:
EXCUSE YOU?

Walmart hunter:
Your excused

Benanna:
LOL

Nurse joy:
BULLIES ALL OF YOU

Tire:
No
Just me

Grumpy the dwarf:
And the rat

Twilight sparkle:
Who I'm gonna murder soon :D

Benanna:
He bothering you again?

Twilight sparkle:
He BREATHED in my direction.
SO WHO WANTS TO THROW A PARTY WHILE WE HIDE A BODY?

Walmart hunter:
Hey that kinda rhymed!
:D

Tayble:
Now I wanna make other rhymes

Tire:
What is this fucking kindergarten?

Tayble:
Yes

Benanna:
Ben
Ten
....
I got nothing else :/

Nurse joy:
Boy.

Walmart hunter:
HE IS WEAK

Grumpy the dwarf:
Jokes on you nothing rhymes with my name

Walmart hunter:
Mashlin

Grumpy the dwarf:
Aiden no googling

Walmart hunter:
OH COME ON

Tayble:
Taylor
Neighbor
Sabor
Savor

Tire:
Hold up
Back track
Sabor isn't a word

Taylor:
Yes it is
Lightsabor

Nurse Joy:
UH
HELL NO
ITS SAVER

Tayble:
Old ass man doesn't know how to spell

Nurse Joy:
DUMBASS CHILD THAT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN AND GET HER EYES CHECKED

Twilight sparkle:
Oop—

Tire:
:O

Benanna:
Damn pop off

Grumpy the dwarf:
DAMN

Walmart hunter:
Hey hey
Off topic
But what do you guys think we would be if we were in Star Wars??

Benanna:
Chewbacca

Tire:
Bro didn't even hesitate

Tayble:
Me and Tyler would probably be stormtroopers :D

Tire:
You just wanna be a stormtrooper don't you?

Tayble:
Yes.

Walmart hunter:
WELL IF BENS CHEWBACCA THEN IM HAN SOLO
CAUSE HES COOL
AND WE ARE ALWAYS IN A PAIR

Tire:
BITCH THATS ME AND TAYLOR

Walmart hunter:
WERE COMING AFTER YOUR BRAND

Tire:
>:O
WERE THE BETTER PAIR

Tayble:
WHO TF CARES????

Tire:
YOU DO
THE MATCHING STUFF WAS YOUR IDEA

Tayble:
YOU CONTRIBUTED

Tire:
...
I PLEA THE FIFTH

Nurse Joy:
Well I would be something cool

Tire:
No one cares

Walmart hunter:
Old ass

Tayble:
Your still a disappointment to your mother

Nurse Joy:
I BARELY SAID ANYTHING WTF??????

Twilight sparkle:
Hey guess what?

Nurse Joy:
What

Twilight sparkle:
We don't care :D

Grumpy the dwarf:
DAMN

Nurse Joy:
I hate you all

Walmart hunter:
You love us

Nurse Joy:
Fuck you damn kids

Tire:
HA
Old

Nurse Joy:
FOGHSITHAORBFK
STOP

Benanna:
Whatcha gonna do?
Hit us with your cane?

Nurse Joy:
I'll take my cane and break your damn kneecaps kid

Tayble:
GUYS HE ADMITED TO HAVING A CANE

Walmart hunter:
KNEW IT

Twilight sparkle:
HA

Tire:
OLD AF

Nurse Joy:
NO I TAKE IT BACK
IM NOT THAT OLD
😭

Twilight sparkle:
Cant put the cat back in the bag

Grumpy the dwarf:
Real

Nurse Joy:
THIS IS WHY I HATE KIDS

Twilight Sparkle:
Don't worry!
We hate us to :D

Walmart hunter:
*laughs in mentally ill*

Nurse Joy:
Teenagers.

(A/N: FUN FACT THE STAR WARS THING WAS BASED ON A ART OF SBG I FOUND ON TIK TOK!
itsinfinity00! SERIOUSLY THEIR ART IS SUPER GOOD! :D)

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