Party Goers

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("Taylor" has created a new group chat. "Taylor" has named it "PARTYY")

Taylor:
ALRIGHT
LISTEN UP MEN

Ashlyn:
Ahem.

Taylor:
Sorry.
LISTEN UP MEN AND WOMAN.

Ashlyn:
Better.
Proceed.

Tyler:
Oh lord

Aiden:
Oop

Ben:
Tay.
Tay.
You good love?

("Aiden" has changed "Taylor" to "Tay-Rex.")

Aiden:
Idea came to me and I had to do it

Tay-Rex:
Nah it's fine
I like it :)

("Aiden" has changed "Ben" to "Bungee". "Aiden" has changed "Ashlyn" to "Pookie bear🩷". "Aiden" has changed "Tyler" to "Tylerant")

Tylerant:
Tyler and tyrant?
Really Aiden?

Aiden:
HEY YOU GOT IT FIRST TRY :D

Bungee:
This was the best you could do?
Seriously?
I've seen better from you

Aiden:
It was this or Bench

Bungee:
Honestly
I prefer bench

("Aiden" has changed "Bungee" to "Bench)

Aiden:
Better?

Bench:
Much

Tay-Rex:
Can we like
Focus

Pookie bear🩷:
AIDEN
ARLO
CLARK

Aiden:
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?!

Pookie bear🩷:
CHANGE MY GODDAMN NAME BEFORE I COME OVER THERE

Aiden:
Well maybe I want you over here

Pookie bear🩷:
Sure!
I'll bring my dads rifle :)

Aiden:
...

Bench:
Aiden you not gonna let Ashlyn shoot you

Aiden:
Aww

Tylerant:
And you call me a dump

Tay-Rex:
You are a simp

Bench:
You are a simp

Aiden:
You are a simp

Pookie bear🩷:
You are a simp

Tylerant:
Fuck you all

("Aiden" has changed "Pookie bear🩷" to "Lucky the Leprechaun")

Lucky the leprechaun:
....
I'm still going to sock you the next time I see you
But this is better than pookie bear

Aiden:
YAY

("Tylerant" has changed "Aiden" to "Arlo")

Tylerant:
Nice nickname
Right ARLO?

Arlo:
I fucking hate you

Tylerant:
I love me to.

Arlo:
No
You love Logan
Speaking of which
Why isn't he here?

Tay-Rex:
I didn't add him
WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO THE ORIGINAL CONVERSATION

Bench:
Oh
Logan's birthday?

Tay-Rex:
YES

Bench:
He's turning...
What 15?

Arlo:
HA
Baby.

Tylerant:
AHEM
Boyfriend right here

Arlo:
Oh shut up
I'm not calling him a pet name I'm calling him a mean name

Tay-Rex:
That's what Ashlyn said when she called you a lunatic

Lucky the leprechaun:
Wow
Can't even come up with his own insults
How unoriginal

Bench:
Can we get back on track..?

Tay-Rex:
RIGHT
LOGAN
BIRTHDAY PARTY
IDEAS PEOPLE IDEAS

Bench:
Um
Wait
Wait
Wait
Does Logan even want a party?

Tylerant:
That's not gonna stop her

Bench:
You don't think I know that?
This is the woman who kicks me when we cuddle

Tay-Rex:
YOU ARE CONSTANTLY SQUISHING ME TO DEATH

Bench:
NO
IM NOT
YOUR JUST SMALL

Tay-Rex:
OR YOUR FREAKISHLY HUGE

Bench:
YOU SAID I WAS LIKE A BIG CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR

Tay-Rex:
THAT CAN STILL SQUISH ME

Lucky the leprechaun:
🍿

Arlo:
I'm loving this

Lucky the leprechaun:
For once
It's not us :D

Tylerant:
Get his ass Taylor

Bench:
DONT ENCOURAGE IT

Tylerant:
I always encourage violence

Bench:
Ima snitch to Logan and have him grab your ear like he did when we went shopping

Tylerant:
BEN SHUT UP

Tay-Rex:
YALL WENT SHOPPING?!

Arlo:
Um

Lucky the leprechaun:
Do elaborate

Tylerant:
It was Christmas shopping dumbasses
We weren't buying anything for you

Bench:
Can we like
Focus?

Arlo:
I have ADHD


No :D

Bench:
Sigh

Tylerant:
Did you just fucking type sigh?

Tay-Rex:
Did you find another way to avoid the conversation?

Lucky the leprechaun:
Am I going to get us on track?
Yes.
How about instead of a party we do like
Idk
What does he like???

Tylerant:
First of all
Im offended you don't know this
Second of all,
Video games
Darts
The shooting range
Astrology
Reading
Stargazing
Shit like that

Arlo:
Hold up
He goes to the shooting range?

Tylerant:
It's either the targets or us

Bench:
????
I'm concerned

Lucky the leprechaun:
When are you not

Bench:
Never
I'm in a constant state of distress
Help me

Lucky the leprechaun:
No
Anyways
Why don't we do like
Uh
Picnic or something?

Arlo:
A picnic?
Out in the freezing ass cold?

Lucky the leprechaun:
Oh fuck off Arlo

Arlo:
STOP CALLING ME BY MY MIDDLE NAME JACKASS

Tylerant:
Never

Bench:
Lol

Tay-Rex:
Boys
And small leprechaun
Focus
I think
If we get permission from his grandparents
We can like
Surprise him at his house!

Arlo:
Breaking and entering :D
Always a fun surprise!

Lucky the leprechaun:
........
I liked it better when I was anonymous to you people

Tylerant:
WELL THATS TO DAMN BAD

Bench:
>:D

Lucky the leprechaun:
Fuck you all



(A/N: SORRY IM LATE MY MOTIVATION WAS IN THE GUTTER)

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