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"And then my house blew away and- and-" I said. Trying to process everything that had happened. It was a lot. For me. I just found out my creator planned to kill me for wendy's sake!

"Ok I get it-" he said. Rudely. Why is everyone so rude to me?!?!?!!??!!

"you will never get it!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. And then I proceeded to say the rest of the story with (fortunately) no interruptions. "And that's what happened..."

"Wow Preston I- didn't..know the boss was-" he said

"Of course you didn't you weren't there!!!" I said. Correcting him for being an idiot

"Well if I was there..I would have hel-" he said.

"No you wouldn't have! LEAVE!" I yelled

"But-" he s- YOU KNOW I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF SAYING "HE SAID"

"I TOLD YOU WHAT YOU NEEDED TO KNOW, NOW LEAVE OR I'LL PULL THAT (GLITCH) NOSE RING RIGHT OF YOUR (GLITCH)ING NOSE YOU BIG IDIOT MORON!!!!!!!" I shouted. I honestly don't do this on purpose. It just kinda slips out and- WHY AM I SO MUSHY TODAY

"Jeez, Fine!" He spoke as he- (GLITCH) IT THATS EVEN WORSE!

He- he got up and walked outta the door.
2 seconds later I hear the same horrible, gut wrenching noise coming from the door!! I went to the door and opened it. It was one of those (glitch) Girl Scouts again!!!

"GO. AWAY!!!!!!!" I screamed and shut the door in their face "I hate this place.. I hate this place.. I hate this place!!!!!" I went back onto the couch and turned on the tv

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