Familiar foe

the dark blue floating thing

As I watched the tv, the "toon toon news" channel turned on.

It talked about boring stuff like "the weather" and "politics" and how "the earth is going to explode tomorrow and when it does the only thing who is going to be left is going to be a really old Nokia phone"

blah blah blahhhh....why do people even watch this stuff?! I was about to change the channel but then it started talking about a "dark blue floating thing" people saw a few days ago.

"Now we talk about an unusual sight of a dark blue floating bunny..or thing with a large bag, knocking on people's doors and asking to stay at their place. People describe the thing with huge cracks all over his face and his fur being an eye-bleeding color of blue. He didn't seem too friendly either. The thing claimed it needed a place to stay after its house 'blew away' apparently. The police are on the lookout for this strange homeless person." The news guy said.

"Hm...that's weird." I said as I looked up at the ceiling. But the I looked at the picture they had shown on the screen. IT WAS ME!!!!! "w..what?! WHAT?!?!! I'M- NOT- WHAT. WHAT. WHAT!!!!!!!?!?!?!?????"

Why didn't people talk about this the night it happened?!?! Why 2 days later?!??! AND WHY DO THE POLICE CARE THAT MUCH!!!?

I meant sure I can just teleport out of jail and stuff but why do they care?!?? I turned off the tv and waited for THE FREAK. See? I didn't say his name. I don't like him. I don't. I waited for the freak to come home.

While I was waiting, I got bored and went upstairs, to find a TERRIFYING SIGHT. It was a "PIG" with a red scarf!!! IT LOOKED HIDEOUS! Apparently it was the freak and his assistant girlfriend's pet or something.. but I didn't know this at the time, so I screamed.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE (GLITCH) IS THAT?!!" I screamed

I immediately floated away from the horrendous looking pig. The "thing" was oinking and walking closer to me!! It was terrifying! I rushed downstairs and run into the freak

"YOU! WHY DID'NT YOU TELL ME THAT YOU HAD A UGLY MUTANT PINK THING HERE?!?!??" I yelled at the freak while also backing away from him

"Who are y...wait. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JIMMY?! JIMMY ISN'T UGLY YOU PIECE OF SHI-"

thankfully, the freak's horrible voice was interrupted by the TERRIBLE noise coming from The door again.

Now knowing basically everything is coming out to get me now, I hid behind the couch as the freak opened the door. I peeked my head out from behind the couch to see who Riggy was taking to......