Wreck Less Infinities (PurpleMike)

Vincent

     "You Can't!" "Ha Ha! Just fucking with you man!" The new guy gives me that look I really hate, everyone gives me it. I get it. I'm purple you don't have to stare. "I'm Vincent hey there" Ugh he's still just looking at me. I feel he does this shit to piss me off. Finally the doofus responds to me after 3 minutes of standing with a hand out. Mike grunts,"can I help you?" Attitude I see. I know he doesn't know who I am. I'm Vincent Price a cunning play boy always thrown under the bus by my parents. Too bad they're dead now but I didn't do it... Alone I had help but they were dead weight anyway. I wanted to pursue my dreams of being a chief or pianist and just my luck I'm having trouble with the fuzz over... Nothing big. Ok ok I killed 6 children.... No 5! Or was it 4? I'm not sure but I'm not the best person to be messing with.
     Though all that madness I can say myself I have some good in me. It's not like I live for murder it's just.... It helps me cope.
     But he's not going to know about this. I reply gingerly,"I noticed you were all alone the fun fair is over here. I was just going to invite you-" Mike interrupts," My parents told me not to talk to strangers. Can you piss off." Such a dick I was trying to be nice and I get it thrown in my face. I don't appreciate that. "Um did you're parents teach you manners? Because I feel they skipped over that lesson. You can go fuck yourself."
     I walk away proud but still disappointed that the new guy won't join us. Hiding something? Who knows? I'm surely not hahaha! (help me)