Omg a fairyyy 🥺🥺

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by SevynSinsIcommit

Angel from hazbin hotel is looking out his window.. thinking about what he could do to live his afterlife free and what he should do to get out of his deal with valentino.

He was lost in thought when suddenly there was a loud crash and a bright light entered through his window.

"What the fuck" angel said confused while squinting his eyes. "HeLOO DEAarr.. YOU arE SPEAcIal...." it was a fairy. "Nuh uh I aint sped." Angel said semi jokingly (im a sped kid fr)

"yoU SWeetChEEKS are a FAIRRYYY" said the fairy to angel. "I know im a twink, but that is really homophobic of you to call me that." Angel replied to her comment trying to make her uncomfortable bc he's just silly like that fr.

"BITch STFUU" she said as she did a lil bipidy bopidy boo thang with her wand and cast a spell on angel.

"WHAT THE FUUUCKCKKKK" angel said startled at the fact that FUCKING WINGS WERE SPROUTING FROM HIS BACK. WHAT THE FFUUUUCCKK??????

"bYe CUTIE😘😘" the fairy said even tho he said he was gay like 2 minutes ago. "SORRY BITCH I DONT SWING THAT WAY." Angel said rightfully AS HE SHOULD.

THE BITCH DISSAPEAREDD????

"What the fuuuuuuck...." fat nuggets was prob thinking or sum shit

"Owie my back hurts fuck u random fairy lady." Angel said bc yas

Before he could fully process what was happening he got a call from valentino
"Hellooooo (bitchhh)" Angel said as he picked up. "Angel babyyyy if you dont get your ass here in the next 5 minuteeesss im going to kill everyone you loovvee❤️❤️😘" the bug ass bitch said.

"Ugh fuck" Angel said as he hung up the call. "COME HERE MY NOBLE STEED."

A dick with white drippy wings flew over to him finding a good spot to lie on

Angel inserted that shit like it was nothing and "HIYAH" Angel said as the dic took off kinda goin in and out as the flapping of the wings bounced it around

"Gotta stretch out for work yk?" Angel said as he was almost there.

"Ahhh Angel cakes your hereeee. NOw your script is on your desk, you have 12 guys lined up for todays schedule, get on it!" Valentino said as he saw Angel

"Fuck u Val" Angel said as he used hus magic fairy powers to kill him "haha im an over lord now"

Angel was now an over lord and he took fat nuggets and flew off into the sunset visiting husk sometimes bc yas

429 words on a funny shitpost wtf😭