Space Jame Crossover

Chapter 19: Bugs and Daffy get Michael's basketball gear

[Back in the real world, it is nighttime. Daffy and Bugs are under the grass.]

Daffy Duck: The view back here stinks!
Bugs Bunny: [Stops and sees the house] Whoa! [Bumps into Daffy]

Daffy Duck: Ow! What?
Bugs Bunny: We're right in front of Michael's house.
Daffy Duck: I knew that.
Bugs Bunny: Shh! Okay, let's go in this way.
Daffy Duck: I'd say let's go in *that* way!
[They go in different directions. Bugs goes into the house and Daffy goes into the backyard.]

Bugs Bunny: He just never learns.
[Bugs went in the house, and Daffy went to the backyard.]

Daffy Duck: Now let me see, I must be very, very close. [Lights up a lighter and sees Charles, who is growling at him.] [Nervously] Mother.[Outside the doghouse, it shakes and Daffy screams as Charles attacks him. Inside the house, Bugs comes out from under the rug humming.]

Bugs Bunny: Nice digs. [As he fixes the rug, he hears knocking on the door.] Well, well, I wonder who that could be?
[Bugs opens the door and Daffy comes in.]

Daffy Duck: [Dizzy] Twinkle, twinkle, little star... [Falls down]

Bugs Bunny: Shh. [Whispering] Everyone's sleeping.
Daffy Duck: [Gets up] I knew that.
Bugs Bunny: [Closes the front door] Come on, come on. We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.
[They walk down the hall to look for the basketball gear.]

Bugs Bunny: [Opens the right door and peaks] Nope. Nothing in here. [Closes the door]

Daffy Duck: [Opens the left door and peaks] Nope. Ahh, but a very nice dinette set. [Closes the door]

Bugs Bunny: [Peaks through another door] Uh-uh. Not here. [Closes the door] Let's look upstairs.
Daffy Duck: Yes, oh fearless leader.
[They both go upstairs. They open the first door slowly, it is Jasmine's bedroom.]

Daffy Duck: So he needs his special underwear... [Sees Jasmine sleeping]

Bugs Bunny: Shh!
Daffy Duck: [Quietly] Sorry. You think she's got enough toys?
Bugs Bunny: Speaking of toys, you know all these mugs and T-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?
Daffy Duck: Yeah.
[As they talk, Jasmine wakes up and sees shadows of Bugs and Daffy. The two leave the room.]

Bugs Bunny: You, uh, ever see any money from all that stuff?
Daffy Duck: [Scoffs] Not a cent.
Bugs Bunny: Hmm, me neither.
[Jasmine gets out of her bed, wanting to see them.]

Daffy Duck: [Sighs] It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents. We're getting screwed.
[They go inside the room at the end of the hall and closed the door.

 Jasmine sees the door closed and smiled.]

Bugs Bunny: We have found the trophy room. Now spread out and search the place.
Daffy Duck: [Bows] Yes, sahib. Oh brother. [Turns on the lamp, muttering to himself] I am in the peak of the form, playing second banana to some sort of harebrain...
Bugs Bunny: Yap, yap, yap. [Sees the North Carolina bag] Hmm. This could be useful. Aha! [Grabs the bag]