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miya twins + suna

y/n
GUYS FJAJDJAJAKAK

osamu
sigh

y/n
😡
whats the weirdest food combo you've had

osamu
ketchup in ramen

suna
bro that's illegal

osamu
stop acting like u haven't had ketchup with BANANAS

y/n
🤢

atsumu
i ate dog food once

oikawa
mayo and chocolate

y/n
who

oikawa
the man of ur dreams baby 😉

y/n
no who asked

oikawa
☹️

suna
bro who tf is this 😭

y/n
atsumu stop sending me feet pics

atsumu
I DIDN'T???

osamu
atsumu why do u have a piss kink

atsumu
I DON'T???

suna
atsumu why did you threaten my cat with premature death

atsumu
did the cat tell you that?

suna
yes

atsumu
ugh i told it to keep its mouth shut

y/n
oh no he's gonna premature murder it now

atsumu
the 'it' has pronouns y/n 🙄
de/ad

suna
this is why ur hair YELLOW

atsumu
this is why im doing ur mom

i know it's super short but don't expect much from this book it's honestly j wtv