split x bive fanfiction or something idk (spive)

Chapter Two: Welcome To Hell

     Id tilt my head from Bives reason as to why she called this place 'the regretavator'.

"So if there's no good reason to come here, why are you here?"

"BECAUSE if you don't "IT" will start appearing in your dreams"

"I still can't get that one dream out of my head"

She put her hand to her forehead, seeming stressed about something.

"What is "it"?" I asked nervously.

"It's some stupid shadow THING that torments you In your dreams and I HATE IT"

"So I'm forced to stay in this death trap? That's nice"

I Sat back down on the floor and started to ponder my fate. Bive seemed to be familiar with this place and even she didn't know how to escape this loop.

The elevator would continue to move, neither of us saying anything for a while. Feeling awkward and bored, I decided to tell Bive a joke to try and lighten the mood.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"

Bive would turn to me with a skeptical look on her face.

"I support have nothing better to do..."

I beamed with happiness as Bive gave me permission to tell her a joke. I cleared my throat and began speaking.

"What do you call two bananas getting divorced?"

"I'm sorry to hear about that split"

"What no i-

Sigh

This is apart of the joke I'm not actually getting divorced silly!"

"Oh OH! UHMMM"

Bive would begin to blush a bit and sweat.

"SORRY IM STUPID CONTINUE, PLEASE!"

After she said that she crossed her arms and gritted her teeth while continuing to shake a bit.

Bives POV:

God what am i doing?! SHE CLEARLY SAID TWO BANANAS IM EMBARRASSING MY IN FRONT OF HER!

Okay okay, calm down, we can salvage this, just DONT BE WEIRD.

Splits POV:

Bive looked down at the floor and began tapping her foot, she seemed to be thinking, or talking to herself I couldn't tell.

"Uhmmm okay....

Clears throat again

You call it a banana split!"

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"Get it cause in divorce they separate and split is another word for separ-

I'd get cut off by Bive suddenly bursting into laughter, getting a bit of her saliva on me. Shed eventually stopped laughing, wiping some of her tears away.

"OKAY ILL GIVE YOU CREDIT, THAT WAS KINDA FUNNY"

"R-really? You didn't fake laugh just to make me happy right?"

"Who WOULDN'T laugh at such a great joke?"

Id giggle slightly after receiving confirmation that she did in fact enjoy the joke.

"I'm glad you liked it!"

After what felt like forever the elevator would stop again, this time at some type of stage, the floor had the design of a chess board.