(due to popular demand... Smut had won)
(Prepare yourselves cause things are about to get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂)
The days would turn into weeks and the weeks would turn into a month. In the time span a lot of things had changed. For one Bive had finally moved out of her crusty coffee stained apartment and had moved in with Split. It took her a while to get comfortable with living with another person. Sure she was still missing a few screws in there but she was getting there.
As for Split her comedy career had been going well to the point where she quit her job as a waiter for Applebee's. She had also somewhat overcome her stage fright mostly because Bive had started to show up to her shows to silently cheer her on.
Today was a bit different. Bive was gathering her things from her apartment to move it to Split place. After she got everything she placed it back in the elevator and patiently waited for the elevator to arrive at Splits house. After a bit the doors would open but not at Split floor but the Bugbo floor.
She would look outside and decide to collect some flowers as a gift for her. She would walk out, ignoring Bugbo. She'd grab some flowers from the ground before returning to the elevator and taking a vase from her box of stuff and place the flowers inside. She'd then sit there in the elevator getting giddy as she wonder how Split would react.
Meanwhile in Split's apartment she was also thinking about giving their significant other a little special something. Maybe she could cook her dinner or get her something from the store.
She'd sit on the edge of her bed swinging her legs, pondering to herself.
Split would then catch a glimpse of herself in the mirror of her room and get a horrible but great idea.
And with that she would get a few scented candles from the basement, dim the lights of the bedroom and prepare for the night ahead of her.
Back in the elevator, A few floors had passed, one of those floors being the subway station, with Poob and Pest stepping inside.
"ファブリーズの缶を持ってくるべきだった (I shouldve brought a can of febreeze)"
"Haii Bive! Wut do u got there?"
"Just some uh... F-flowers..."
"Didn't u say u would never touch flowers since u said they have speakers inside of them?"
"W-well uhh... People change!"
"Whatvuh u say..."
After an awkward silence Bives phone would vibrate and shed take it out and open the message app. It turned out to be Split
Split: hey Bivey?
Bive: yeah?
Split: when you return to the apartment can you make sure no one else is in the elevator with you?
Bive: uhhh why?
Split: I gotta show you something secret that no one else can see
Bive: uhhh ok I'll see what I can do.
Bive would put her phone away and look back at the two.
"Soo Split told me that she's gonna show me something secret once the elevator arrives at her floor so... You two are gonna have to leave"
"And if we don't?"
"Well it's a secret! You can't!"
"But I wuz weally looking forward to the slide floor..."
"Can you just exit on the next floor and wait there?"
YOU ARE READING
split x bive fanfiction or something idk (spive)
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