It had been a few days since Bive had handed Split her number and even longer since she stated appearing in the elevator. The elevator doors would open up and Bive would stumble in. There was no one inside which wasn't very common but it still happened from time to time.
As Bive stumbled in she immediately went over to the buttons and clicked the one that would take her to the hospital DrRetro worked at and inserted some coins. She was feeling off and thought she had caught a cold but she wanted to check in with DrRetro just be sure. It had also been a while since shed scheduled an appointment with her.
As the elevator doors opened again she would step into the hospital and immediately went over to her office and entered. Inside she saw her typing away at her computer.
"DrRetro?"
"Meow meeow meoow?" (Bive what are you doing here?)
"Im just not feeling very well I don't know what's wrong..."
"Meow mrow meoow" (take a seat over there let me finish this up real quick)
Bive would nod and sit down on the bed before DrRetro would sit on the counter and click her pen open before grabbing her clipboard.
"Meow, meooww meow?" (Now, what seems to be the issue?)
"So there's this new girl called Split that started to appear in the elevator right..."
"Meow meeow, meoow meow. mrow?" (Yeah Poob told me about them, they seem like a nice gal. what about them?)
"Well I think they may have infected me with something"
"Meow meoow meoow?" (What make you say that?)
"Well everytime I'm near them I get all queasy and nervous, more than usual. I think they might be RADIOACTIVE or something..."
"Meow meoww meow meow?" (And this only happens when your near her?)
Bive would nod.
"Mrooww meow meoow mmeow?" (Does your heartbeat quicken and do your palms get sweaty?)
"Yes h-how did you know?"
"Meow, mrow meeoow? Meeow, meow?" (Tell me Bive, what do you consider Split? A friend, an acquaintance?)
"A friend, why?"
"Meow meeow MEOW mrow?" (Do you want to be MORE than friends with her?)
"W-WHAT?! Why would you say that?!"
"Meow, mrow meeow meoow..." (Well, judging on what you told me your feeling, I think you have a crush on her...)
"T-there has to be a mistake! You must have just heard me wrong!"
"Meow, mrow meeow" (Bive, answer the question do you or do you not?)
Bive would sharply exhale and hang her head low, not looking at DrRetro.
"Yes, I wanna be more than friends, happy?"
"Meow meow mmeow" (I'm not judging you Bive)
"Y-your not?"
"Meow, mrow meeow meoww meow. meeooow" (yes, you can like or date whoever you want I don't care I'm literally married to a rock. Now tell me, do you have her number?)
"Yes, why?"
"Meow meoow, meow, mrow?" (maybe you should go hang out with her, get to know her more, y'know?)
"But what if she doesn't wanna? What if...
What if she doesn't feel the same?"
"Meow meow mrow meoow" (the worst she could say is no)
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split x bive fanfiction or something idk (spive)
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