A real fucking Enenra (Male Smoke reader x Hellsing abridged)

Ep8

*3rd person pov*

Open on Maxwell happily abusing his new power and position.

Maxwell: "For ye are the temple of the living God! As God hath said, "I will dwell in them, and walk in them, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them and be ye separate," sayeth the Lord. "And touch not the unclean thing, and I will receive you!"

Boy: "Mommy? What's that man talking about?"

Maxwell: "Yes, my poor Christians, we have come to save you!"

Man: "Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!"

Maxwell: "FROM YOURSELVES!"

Man: "Oh, no, it's the Catholic Church.."

Iscariot forces begin assaulting London.

Maxwell: "Yes! Cleanse the Earth of these sinners! May the Lord have mercy, for I. HAVE. NONE!"

Cut to Integra and company witnessing this.

Integra: "You know, I think your boy Maxwell's letting his new authority get to his head a little.. you should probably have a talk with him."

Heinkel: "He's.. he's just under a lot of pressure!"

Maxwell: "You do not deserve God's MERCY! If He will not turn you to the afterlife, THEN I WILL!"

Heinkel: "I mean, words only have as much meaning as we give them!"

Maxwell: "Sinners will be allowed no quarter! Kill them all! LET GOD SORT THEM OUT!"

Integra: "You're right! A lot open to interpretation there."

Heinkel: "Perhaps one of us should have a talk with him.."

Maxwell: "I SHALL BE THE NEW GOD OF THIS WORLD!"

Anderson: "Aye, let me go have a wee chat."

Integra: "Oh, I have an idea!"

Anderson: "..Woman!"

Integra: "Why not write down a formal protest?"

Anderson: "Don't you dare!"

Integra: "You can nail it to his door.."

Anderson: "Don't you fuckin' dare!"

Integra: "Like a Protestant!"

The Iscariots point their guns at Integra, only to be blown back by Seras upon her arrival.

Anderson: "Well, if it isn't Alucard's and Y/N's sidekick! Back for more of what I gave ya last time?"

Seras: "Why don't you try sticking it in me again? I might like it this time."

Heinkel: "Father Anderson!"

Anderson: "Context, Heinkel!"

Integra: "Seras, report! And.. e-explain!"

Seras: "Base is secure! Everyone's dead. Ate Pip; full-fledged vampire now!"

Anderson: "And you're going to die a full-fledged vampire! It's a shame your blood sugar daddy won't be here to see it!"

Ready to Die by Andrew W. K. plays from Alucard's and Y/N's ship as it sails into the harbor. Y/N kicks off of a tired Winkle as they both jump off and land between Anderson and The Captain.

Alucard: "Well, well, well.. We leave for a day and.. the Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading!"

Y/N: "Seems Vanoss left the channel to Nogla and that other guy."