🪰𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙🪰 | Hazbin Hotel OC Oneshots

leErOy X AlAstOR!!1!

'twas a hot and heavy day in hell when Leeroy thought to himself, "Hm, I wonder if I should try to become a better person?" and stopped by the Hazbin Hotel. 

"OMG! A NEW PERSON!" Charlie sang out, her eyes growing to the size of bowling balls as she reached her hand out to greet the new soul. Leeroy matched her enthusiasm, his eyes growing to the size of planet earth, and they shook each other's hands so hard they caused a hell-quake and everybody died. 

just kidding. only susan died. 

"We are SO excited to have you join our cause!" Charlie softly exclaimed, her voice suddenly a whisper as if she were in a roleplay ASMR video. She started tapping on Leeroy's bags and nodding her head. Leeroy became extremely aware of the mouth sounds she was making and instantly decided that he hated it. 

"Actually, I don't need all that stuff, I'll just sleep on the floor, and--OH MY GOSH IS THAT ANGEL DUST?!" Leeroy's jaw dropped to the floor when he saw Valentino's number one guy sprawled out across the couch, licking a popsicle. The sexy human-spider hybrid looked up from his pose and choked. 

"You?!" he demanded, "What on earth are you doing here?!" 

"I'm here to get shipped with Alastor, duh," Leeroy stated, matter-of-factly. "Haha, just kidding, I want to better myself and prove that I can overcome the habits that brought me down to hell." He clasped all four hands together and looked up into the sky, as if he were an angel praying. His wings spread out and if one looked at him from the right angle, they might spot the faint outline of a halo atop his head. 

Angel Dust continued to suck on the popsicle, in a rated-PG-13 kind of way. "Yeah right, toots, anyone workin' for the Vee's has got no chance of redemption." 

"OMG Angel don't say that," Charlie interjected, slithering into the conversation like the sneaky little snake that she is. "Anyone can be redeemed! That's the motto!"

"And what about you, Angel, what are you doing here?" Leeroy asked. 

"I'm flirting with a cat," the spider said. 

The entire lobby suddenly went dark. A shadow of a certain radio demon appeared on the floor next to Leeroy, and a static-filtered voice sang out, "Yes-Indeedy you are!" Green magic swirled around where the shadow had formed for just a second before Alastor, the namesake of this chapter, finally popped out of nowhere to harass the staff with his presence.  

Woah... his hair... his ears... and he was taller than Leeroy but not so much that it made him feel like a dwarf...!! This is what is called "physical attraction." Leeroy hardly realized it, but he was buzzing out of his mind. He had even become so anime as to start a nosebleed right then and there. 

"Hello, my good insect-fellow, how may I be of service of you today?" Alastor would have said if he didn't almost immediately recognize the fly guy from that one chapter I haven't written yet from the other, much more cohesive book that I'm writing about Leeroy.  Instead Alastor's eyes narrowed and his smile lowered. 

"Alastor! OMG! I'm so flattered to be meeting you again!" Leeroy said, dipping his head in a bow. Alastor wasted no beats smacking Leeroy's head so hard that the fly guy completely toppled over. 

"Alastor!" Charlie said, rushing over to help. 

"Oops~ my mistake, my dear. Let me help the poor chap up," he cooed, waving around his hand for a moment so a bunch of dark, shadow tendrils popped out of the ground and  helped Leeroy to his feet. Leeroy held onto his head and spun around like a dizzy cartoon character. 

Angel Dust looked out into the commotion. "Does Smiles know this guy?" 

"I wouldn't be incorrect to assume that," Alastor hummed, walking away from the scene. "I, however, would like all of you to know that that is a battle I surely won." 

"Battle? What? So you guys... don't like each other??" Charlie sniffed, the princess of hell almost crying because of how saddened she was that the newest member of the Hazbin Hotel and the host clearly already did not get along with one another. 

Leeroy finally stopped spinning and looked at Alastor, a soft laugh coming from him. 

"You silly baka... I love you now," he said. 

Alastor tensed up. Charlie gasped. Angel choked on the popsicle, though that was probably more to flirt with Husk than anything. Vaggie appeared. Nifty stabbed a bug with her giant needle and laughed like a maniac, breaking the silence. 

"What did you just say?" Alastor demanded, turning back to look at him. 

"Every day since our first encounter, Alastor, I've always thought that you were someone interesting. Almost as interesting as my Charles! But a few chapters ago,  I got told it was time to move on. So I've moved onto you, Alastor," Leeroy said, desperately praying that he sounded like an anime character. 

Angel Dust started laughing. 

"I'm interesting, alright, but why would I ever fall for some boring little insect whose only ambition is to copy my least interesting enemy?" Alastor said, his smile twisted and cruel.

Leeroy ran away crying. 

The end~ 

happy April's Fools day. :)