“hey. you doin’ alright?”
Someone spoke to Ceroba’s side, although she didn’t recognize the voice.
*A smiley… shurt skeletun.
Ceroba:“...Why woul.. you care?”
“dunno. noticed you over here, thought you could use a hand.”
The skeleton pulled off his hand.
*Waht the…?
Ceroba stifled a chuckle.
Ceroba:”...I’ll amit, that was kind of fuhnny, skeleton guy.”
Ceroba sounds like she's way too drunk.
Sans:”i’m sans. sans the skeleton. nice to meet you, uh…”
Ceroba:”C..Cirohba.”
Sans obviously didn’t understand what she said, but he takes a seat next to Ceroba.
Sans:”what’s got you feeling down?”
Ceroba was surprised at the sudden question.
Ceroba:”...nothin’.”
Sans:”well, if nothing’s got you feeling down, i guess you wouldn't mind if i ribbed you with some hilarious puns.”
*Waht’s this guy tryin’ to dooh..?
Sans:”you look like just skin and bones over here, obviously something’s bothering you, but i won’t pry.”
Ceroba chuckles a bit at the pun, but still looks horrible.
Ceroba:”Yur funny, s… sams…”
Footsteps are heard, and Sans turns to look, realizing his slider is done.
Sans:”how much?”
Dina:”30g.”
Dina whispers to sans.
Dina:”If you can get her to stop drinkin’ so much, it's on the house.”
Sans nods.
Ceroba:”...Hwat’re you guys wishperin’ abour?”
Sans:”i was just seeing if they had ribs on the menu.”
*Is he bein seruis or wahs that a pun?
Sans whispers “whats her name, by the way?”
Dina looks at Sans, says “Ceroba.” then goes back to cleaning glasses at the other side of the bar.
Sans:”well, ceroba, if you dont stop drinking, i’ll have to keep hitting you with my hilarious puns.”
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Foxes And Bones
FanfictionSans goes on a "well-earned vacation" from the royal guard. He meets a drunken, crybaby loser in the Dunes' saloon.
