*sure is nice of her to let me stay here. i should’ve planned out a place to stay before i decided to come to the dunes, but it worked out in the end i guess.
Ceroba opens the door with a look of uncertainty on her face. Inside, the room is a bit dusty, but the room is surprisingly nice.
Ceroba:”...weeelll this ish it!”
Sans:”looks good enough to me. i think im gonna head to sleep now.”
Ceroba:”I was gohnna make dinnher.”
Sans:”incase you havent checked the time, its 1 in the morning.”
Ceroba:”Oh.”
Sans:”yeah. also, you, uh, probably should go to sleep.”
Ceroba:”I ahm tired.. well, see you in the morning… uh…”
Sans:”sans.”
Ceroba:”Yeah, I remehmbered tat. Uh huh.”
Ceroba walks down the hallway to her room, the door creaks open, and shuts. Sans doesn’t bother shaking the dust out of the bed before sleeping, and flops into the bed, facing upwards.
*this bed sure is comfy.
*man, i wonder what papyrus is doing.
Meanwhile…
Papyrus:”ALPHYS!! MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR!”
Alphys:”Uhhh.. w-why am I playing the knight again?”
Undyne:”Papyrus, WHY AM I PLAYING THE DRAGON!?”
Alphys:”A-a-and, why are YOU playing the princess, Papyrus?”
Papyrus: (dramatically) “BECAUSE I NEED A BRAVE KNIGHT TO SAVE ME!”
Alphys:”B-but why am I the brave knight!”
Back to Sans…
*yeah, that seems like something papyrus would do.
Sans:(yawn)
Sans closes his eyes.
YOU ARE READING
Foxes And Bones
FanfictionSans goes on a "well-earned vacation" from the royal guard. He meets a drunken, crybaby loser in the Dunes' saloon.
