{ no i was not high while i was writing this, i'm just bored }
danyuls pov
iwalked in2 me an phiwd houze. phiw had bean sik 4 3 weak an i thenk hi is pregnet
"phiw r u pregnet" i assed wehn i waked in2 his rume
"idk danyul im gonn go 2 de doctor c u" phiw went 2 see dr. urie an he sed he was pregnet
"DANYUL GES WUT" phiw waked in2 de houz
"WUT" "IM PREGENT" "YEYUEYDYW"
{le time skip}
"omg phiw look itz McR" danyul git essited bc hes favroite bend was in londern an he saw dem out de windw
"BUT DANYUL IM GIVING BRITH" phiw was pushin out a bb on hte floorw
"wen i wus a yung bou my ftager took mi in2 he ceety 2 c a marshin nend" McR singed as hhey entred danyul and phiw's house
"ONF FPGIE IS GETARD WEY" dnayul fangirfed nd thn fOB skydivde into ghe rume nd sang suger wre gion donw
"thanks pete" frnklero sed
suddenli phiw yelled "DANYUL THE HED IS OWT" and danyul chevked phiw's pee pee and saw hye bb hed atidkcin owt
"Y R WI ALL PREGNET" geteard sed bc suddneli evernoe wz blpushin a bb out thesir ppee pees
getards bb looked lie frnk an frnks bb looked liek hetard
"thnksnf thebbd" frnk and hetrard ghrew the bbs out teh window and wthxed them fli awey thb had soecks on phiw an danz cougc
pmat rock had 7 bbs nd peats bb deid
joe n d ray thrusted out hger bbs over hte bealconi outcide
all od hten threw the bbs out the eindow nd watched thm sprout ppee pees
getard nd danyul nd phiw nd frnk had le fpursome in hte bathrume nd everinonq had doecks
ghe wnd
