(A/n ITS BEEN 3 YEARS ALREADY? alright time to traumatize people again)
"Why hasn't this girl learned yet, I am a food, YOU CAN NOT DATE FOOD, what is wrong with her?? I don't even know how she thinks she's able to do this type of stuff with me, I don't even like her! I do not have an appetite and no stomach, throwing me up and eating me IS DISGUSTING, JUST GET WITH IT ALREADY! just throw me away don't do that!"
The soup sighs
He doesn't get why he's alive but apparently he is along with the other foods. WHY IN THE WORLD DOES THIS SOUP HAVE A GENDER ANYWAY??
"Well, I hope she learns, but I don't get why I'm dating a popcorn. I've been subordinated because of it. Foods shouldn't naturally be able to precipitate with other foods, would there be a soupcorn baby? I need to talk to the fiance in the trash."
He grabbed out his lightsaber
"I no longer want to be with you." he swings that saber at the popcorn, and shes dead! KO!!!
Alright anyways
The girl is having a breakdown because of soup
"HOW IS POPCORN MORE ATTRACTIVE?!?"
alright girl we get it you're foodsexual and mentally ill!
Her brother walks over "Pls stop crying over a soup. its food, and you cannot make babies with it."
".. ITS TASTY I DONT WANT BABIES"
".. you can always buy new soup"
"I donT WANT TO BUY NEW SOUP. THAT WAS THE TASTIEST SOUP I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE"
..
The soup in its heart knows everything that is happening right now
"Why haven't I turn into dust yet? Why have i not died yet?"
Come on buster! you have a purpose just like that one movie where there's a dog!
The soup escapes the trash 90 hours away
He got enlivened after thrashing himself out of the bag. Its more shinier than ever and more noticeable, he ended up at a strip club.
"Shit."
The girl has been crying for hours, her brother is tired of it
"I wish you never ate that soup before. You wouldn't be crying like this if you never ate it."
The girl finally gets a wake up call after 3 years
"Why am I so stupid, I need to start looking for an actual boyfriend, why am I liking foods, that's disgusting.. no one is gonna like me because of how I am, WHY DO I LIKE SOUP?? This is stupid."
The whole house explodes after that was said, the girl has learned her lesson
but the only one that survives is her brother, mom, and dad
The end.
