BURR SIR!?!?!?!?

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[COMPANY]
1776
New York City
"Oh God the worst year of my life..." Burr sir says while getting a side eye from the cast and the Hamilgang.
[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
Pardon me
Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[AARON BURR]
That depends. Who's asking?

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

I'm Alexander Hamilton,

 I'm at your service, sir

I have been looking for you
"CREEEP!!" Jefferson hissed while pointing at Alexander.

"Jefferson sit down. Now." Washington said in a stern tone. 

[AARON BURR]
I'm getting nervous
"Good. You need to be!" Madison says while putting a hand on Burrs shoulder.
[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
Sir...
I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours

"Not surprised Alexander is very unlikable." Jefferson says getting a glare from Lin, Alex, the Hamilgang, and the Hamiltons.

I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir

Washington shoots Alex a glance that says, "Really?"

He handles the financials?

[AARON BURR]
You punched the bursar

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution
He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

"Disagree." Jefferson says.

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[AARON BURR]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war

"WHY!" Everyone but Lin, Alex, and Emma yells.

"Honestly it makes sense." Emma says with every shooting her a confused glance except Alex. "I'll explain later." Emma says shortly after.

Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

[AARON BURR]
Can I buy you a drink

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
That would be nice

[AARON BURR]
While we're talking
Let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

"YES PLEASE!" Everyone says at once.

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
What?

[AARON BURR]
Smile more

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
Ha

[AARON BURR]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
You can't be serious

[AARON BURR]
You wanna get ahead?

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
Yes

[AARON BURR]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

"He's not wrong." Washington says getting nods from people who were in the war.


[JOHN LAURENS]
Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

"HELL YEAH ITS SHOWTIME!!" The hamilsquad yells.

What time is it?
[LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
Showtime!

{AARON BURR]
Like I said...

[LAURENS (overlapping)]
Showtime! Showtime! Yo
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three!
Those redcoats don't want it with me
'Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops till I'm free!

[LAFAYETTE]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

"YEAH CASSE TOI KING GEORGE!" Lafayette screams!


[HERCULES MULLIGAN (LAURENS AND LAFAYETTE, lafayette)]
Brrrah, braaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?"(AYY)
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)

[LAURENS]
No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...

[LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
To the revolution!

[LAURENS]
Well, if ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[MULLIGAN]
Aaron Burr!

[LAURENS]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[AARON BURR, (LAFAYETTE & MULLIGAN)]
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land (Boooo)\

"BOOOOOOO!" The hamilsquad yells while laughing.


[LAURENS]
Burr, the revolution's imminent
What do you stall for?

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

[LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
Ooh
Who you? Who you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this kid?
What's he gonna do?

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