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It was Thursday the day of the YouTube video shoot. We were all gathered around at a random park in London. George had introduced me to everyone. Harry from the Sidemen, he was very funny but also quite shy. Chris or ChrisMD, very short and quite chatty. Chip, this was his video, he was very welcoming and easy to talk to. However, he was dressed in the monopoly man's suit. We were all stood around waiting for ArthurTv to arrive.

"He's always late man" Chip sighed "Never on time"

"I'm here!" A man's voice exclaimed. He was out of breathe almost like he had been running for miles.

"Finally! We were going to start without you!" George sighed and hugged him. 

All the boys greeted Arthur before George dragged him towards me. I finally got to have a good look at him. 

"Arthur, this is Lily Webster. Lily, this is Arthur Frederick" George introduced us to each other.

"Why are you so out of breathe" I laughed quietly as the man tried to catch his breathe.

"I ran all the way here, I woke up late" He also laughed.

"Can we film this video now?" Chip questioned.

We all got in a line and Chip stood in front of us. Once the camera man stuck his thumb up, Chip started talking.

"Welcome to pub golf, Monopoly edition!" Chip exclaimed causing the boys to cheer.

He then turned to the camera and started to explain the rules.

"Today, I Chipo Crimes will be your host as we travel from pub to pub, ticking off locations of the world's most iconic board game. There are three rules that are in play for the entire course. If you spill a drink you will have one point added to the tally. If you fall over it will be two points and if you throw up, you guessed it, it'll add three. Whoever has the lowest score at the end of the game will win" He turned around to face us again.

"So team number one today is going to be Harry...and Arthur!" He smiled while flapping his hands about. Harry groaned annoyed causing Arthur to look in shock.

"Can we do that again with a nicer reaction?" Arthur laughed.

"You will be dressed as the iron Harry and Arthur you will be the wheelbarrow" 

"Ah fuck, I forgot about the dressing up part" I groaned annoyed as the boys laughed.

"Arthur needs an iron with that t-shirt" One of the guys joked causing everyone to laugh again.

"The second team is ChrisMD and George" 

The two guys sighed in relief. 

"Thank fuck it's not Lily pad" George joked.

"Stop calling me that!" I sighed.

"Chris you'll be the penguin and George will be the sailor man." Chip continued.

"And of course the monopoly man needs his dog, Lily and Chip" He laughed.

"What? I'm the dog?" I asked in disbelief as the guys around me laughed and barked.

"This is outrageous" Chris mumbled as he put on his penguin costume.

"Oh it's a kid's wheelbarrow. I have to crouch over" Arthur said in disappointment. 

After a few minutes, we were all dressed in our costumes. 


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We arrived at the first pub in Whitehall. We were handed our first drink which was a double vodka lemonade. 

"It's a horrible start innit?" Harry muttered.

"It really is, I'm going to be drunk quicker than I thought" I laughed.

"Are you a lightweight?" Arthur asked, I nodded my head in response. "Good luck with today then" He laughed.

"To keep things interesting, at each pub we'll begin with a community chest card, a unique rule specific for that pub and that pub only. Failure to comply to this rule will result in a one point penalty to your team." Chip explained to the camera before turning towards us again.

He picked out a card and read it aloud, "It's a shaky start! Immediately teeing off into a bunker hazard. To leave the hole, we must take a shot, as well as the double vodka lemonade" He smiled as we all groaned.

"Wait, we're doing this drink and a shot here?" Arthur asked.

"Yes" Chip replied. 

Arthur laughed and gave him a high five before turning to me, "Good luck lightweight" He smirked as I rolled my eyes, smiling.

"Okay Arthur you wanna kick us off buddy?" Chip asked. 

We all watched as Arthur downed his double vodka lemonade in one.

"Oh yes! What a boy" Harry smiled proud.

It was Harry's go and he easily downed it in one. Then George completed his. Chris was next however his was a lot slower. It was now my go and to my surprise, I managed to drink it in one. After we had all finished our drinks, Arthur groaned loudly.

"Oh for fucks sake!" He sighed as he saw the shots.

"Is it Sambuca?" Someone asked.

Arthur nodded his head and we all immediately complained to Chip.

"I'll start us off" Chip smirked and took his shot.

We all copied his actions and hissed at the burning feeling. We all started talking about the next drink before Chris interrupted us.

"Arthur just said he's very close to chundering guys" He laughed as Arthur walked up towards us not looking so smug anymore.

"And you're calling me the lightweight?" I laughed at him. 

"At the end of each pub, the team with the worst performance will draw a chance card. Just like the board game, this could be good, or not so good" Chip spoke again to the camera. 

"Chris, since you were slowest to drink your drink, you will be taking the chance card" He smirked. Everyone booed and laughed at him.

"Congrats! You've secured a large investment. All that's left to do is shake on it. See how long a handshake can be maintained with a stranger. If under fifteen seconds, do a shot" He sighed as we all laughed again. 

"That's horrible" Harry laughed.

Chris walked up to a random man and shook his hand. After four seconds he walked away and sighed in disappointment as we all mocked him.

"I bottled it, I can't do it." He sighed.

As we started walking to the next pub, Chris managed to shake someone's hand for thirty seconds. He sighed in relief as he managed to get his way out of doing another shot.







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