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"I'm on the highway to hell" Chip sang into the camera before spinning it to me.

"Yeah!" I sang before he turned it back to himself.

"Highway to hell!" He sang again.

"Yeah!" I sang.

We walked past a lampost but were instantly flung back as we both walked either side of it with our handcuffs on. 

"Lily!" Chip shouted

"Chip!" I shouted back. 

We were soon singing again as we walked over towards the group. We started talking and everyone listened to our conversation.

"Give me odds you actually get a tattoo" I slurred.

"Okay, if you return the same odds, we'll get a tattoo right now" He responded.

"You actually can't get a tattoo after you've drunk alcohol because your blood is too thin" Harry stated bluntly staring at us.

We instantly got offended for some reason and gave him dirty looks for ruining our fun. 

"Fucking hell inspector nonce!" Chip said to him causing us all to laugh at how random it was.


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Suddenly, we were at the next pub in Trafalgar Square. Our drink was wine. We all sat around a rectangular table. George, Arthur and I were sat on one side while Chris, Harry and Chip sat on the other side. We were talking about how Chip is the meanest drunk out of us all. 

"Say something nice about us all then" I shrugged.

"Okay, I will. You're the best looking gay man I know" Chip pointed at George who was sat opposite him. George looked at him in shock because he isn't gay.

"You're the best looking dog I know" He pointed at me causing me to gasp, "You're the best looking racist I know" He pointed at Arthur. 

"I'm not racist!" Arthur defended himself as we all laughed.

"You're the best looking short guy I know" He pointed at Chris, "And You're the best looking alcoholic, fat guy I know" He pointed at Harry. We all laughed as Harry sat in shock.

The wine soon came over and not everyone was impressed. 

"Those are hefty!" Harry exclaimed while everyone complained.

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