Hooky Dump

UPDATED all characters i simp for because i like exposing myself

hello random bitch
It is April 5th 2024
Today I will by copy/pasting my old chapter and adding to it
In the middle of the fucking night because I'm quirky like that
I will not be adding descriptions or making edits so please note that a bunch of these i may not simp for anymore/are childhood crushes
SO a more accurate title would be every character I've ever simped for...? ANYWAY LET'S GO!
-Rainbow dash(human form y'all) from MLP
-Veronica Sawyer, Jd, from Heathers :')
-doriannnn and Monica and maybe Nico and Damien from Hooky
-Julia, Sahed and maybe tonny from Marionetta
-as a child I had a crush on corazon (the dog 💀) from pup academy. Ya'll...idfk what young me had coming with this...
-Imogen from Heartstopper
-P-Peter and Sarah from the Your boyfriend and Your girlfriend (not out yet) games...
-BAKUGO from mha even tho I've never seen it
-literally any of the girls from Mean Girls bro-
-Gou. From Pokémon. Yes. Yes I KNOW HES 10 AND I KNOW ASH X SERENA SHIPPERS EXIST BUT IDC SATOGOU SUPREMACY !!!!
-Zoey(listen she's hot ok), Lia, Jake, Drew, DAISY EVEN, and...Stacy's mom 💀 from The Music Freaks
-MONIKA FROM DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB OMG SHE IS SUCH A SUPPORTIVE GF GUYS (I like yanderes ok)
-Onoe Satoshi from Candy colour paradox (the og manga)
-Scaramouche from Genshin impact
-The kagamines? (Vocaloids)
-Toya from Cardcaptor Sakura (kinda former)
-Barrett Wilbert weed's voice bc I can sing what she sings fairly well (I may or may not have an obsession with dead girl walking... not the reprise...)
-all the girlfriends from the WEBTOON boyfriends lmao
-Faline-san...yes the YouTuber...
-DramaKween (yes also a YouTuber)
-RIN Penrose (vtuber)
-That guy with the blonde hair who fucks that other guy to prove his love and then he's like 'wait I'm scared' but he fucks him anyway...He's from the manga GIVEN by Natsuki Kizu
-many WOF characters
ADDING!
-Vox hazbin hotel
-My ocs like uh Blitz?
-Technically blitz from HB is conventionally attractive but I'm not a simp
-Angel dust (for like a month in the past)
-Chaggie Hazbin hotel YES YOU CAN SIMP FOR SHIPS SHUT THE FUCK UP
-Val kind of
-Verosika?
-Moxxie/Millie
-Lucifer I guess?
HOW DID I NOT ADD TMF CHARACTERS? THEY'RE ICONIC
-Hailey ofc
-Jake I guess?
-drew definitely drew
-more accurately drake
-lander holy shit
-JAX FROM TADC UWU
-Mike from the fnaf movie
-wait. Katniss Everdeen?
-that yandere blood sucking girl from MHA (never seen/read it)
-Haruhi from outran high school host club
-Tamaki/honey-senpai?? I don-
-N MURDER DRONES
-UZI MURDER DRONES
-V FROM MURDER DRONES I REALLY WANNA- EITH HER- HER SHY ONE TOO ESPARCIALLY
-I had a thing for doll too
-technically ssniperwolf (this is pretty much a joke)
-MOXXIE'S DAD
-Kazune-kun from kamichikama Karin
-Karin from  from kamichikama Karin
I'm gonna make a more clear WOF one uhh

ARC 1
-queen scarlet???
-queen scarlet x clay??? WTF??
-RN tsunami x glory
-then tsunami x clay (it was cute)
I HATED PERIL
-Tsunami. One word. Tsunami.
-Possibly riptide ngl
-Tsunami x riptide
-deathbringer??
-glory x deathbringer (fun fact when I googled WOF ships and saw it when I was on book 2 or smth and I didn't know who he was I was like....dArKsTalKEr? Isn't that weird?)
I HATED THAT GIRL- YEAH FATEBRINGER
-Starflight?
-Starflight x sunny (I wuz sad)
ARC 2!
-Moon
-winter
-MOONTER
-quibli? (we'd be rivals to lovers ngl since I hate him so much uwu yes cringe hard that's the point this-this sentence is like a joke so please laugh I'm not being serious I'm not weird it's the middle of the night ok)
-QUINTER
-I don't think icicle but maybe I don't fucking know?
-PERSOPHONE- I MEAN UHH WHATEVER SPOILED GIRLKS NAME WAS X TAMARIN I THINK LIKE THE BLIND RAINWING IT WAS SOOOO CUTE LIKE WASTED POTENTIAL YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPLORED THEM TUI YOU FUCKING DUMBASS STRAIGHT BITCH (sorry)
-Foeslayer x THAT DUDE ICEWING MADE DARKSTALER FORGOT HIS NAME (only for the wholesome part tho)
-Darkstalker x Clearsight (I wuz fucking sad)
-THOSE TWO SEAWKNGS UHH JNDIGO AND OTHER DUDE SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE/LOVED THEM
-never simped for but noticed and felt uncomfortable abt: Moon and Darkstlaker. I'm so sorry but he's a pedo confirmed. Dude said moon reminds him of his old gf. And he talks to her like...ew
-Thate emo skywing x icicle?
-THOSE TWO GAY BEST FRIEND ICEWINGS!! I THINK SNOWFALL AND THE QUEEN? OR WAS THE QUEEN'S NAME SNOWFALL? I FORGOT AND I KNOW THIS IS ARC 3 BUUUT THEY'RE SO CUUUTE BUT LIKE THE QUEEN AND HER BESTIE
-Kinkajou x someone. I think. IDFK
-those two humans in Dragonslayer liek the one with the braid and the other dude
-I think I shipped wren with someone?
-Clearsight. She's hot.
-DARKSTALER?
ARC 3
-Sokka x to-I mean uhh Luna's brother (sorry) x Sundew
-SUNDEW X WILLOW HOLY SHIT LESBIANS I LOVE THEM
-LUNA X uhh what's- oh so he's not her brother- Luna x her cannon boyfriend
-Her cannon boyfriend
-sundew
-cricket x blue
-cricket I think she's like a better version of moon
-those two old people on the beach
-that one who was a butch to her daughter x no one ever because she sucks
I GIVE UP IM GOING TO BED IM UPDATEINF THIS LATER

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