~Dead And Divine~ Hazbin Hotel scenarios and head cannons

How You Met

Characters: Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husker, Alastor, Velvette, Vox, Valentino, and Lucifer

Charlie
⁠◍ She either found you or you found her hotel.
⁠◍ And by this I mean, she could have stumbled upon you while looking for people for her hotel, and tried to convince you to try for redemption. Or you learned about her hotel on your own, and went to her!
⁠◍ She was so so, so excited when you showed interest. (Even if it wasn't genuine). She really wants her idea to work.
⁠◍ She's so bubbly it wasn't hard to get closer to her, and become fast friends!
⁠◍ “I'm so happy to find another demon taking this seriously! We'll get you redeemed in no time!"

Vaggie
⁠◍ I really want to say you found her soon after she got cast out of heaven.
⁠◍ A injured demon is no surprise in Hell, but she looked so lost and confused you couldn't help, but well help.
⁠◍ When she jumped on with the hotel project, you came with her. You had developed a bond, and didn't want to leave her now.
⁠◍ She was grateful for your help, but it still took a little for you to become friends
⁠◍ “Thank you… for your help. I uh… appreciate it. Really it helped a lot.”

Angel Dust
⁠◍ He was out on the streets looking for work. (Valentino sent him out as punishment)
⁠◍ You politely declined his offer, but felt sad to see even a demon on the streets basically doing sex for hire.
⁠◍ Instead of letting him walk away to get violated by another demon, or demons, you started a conversation with him.
⁠◍ As much as he was grateful for the excuse to not do what he was “supposed" to, he did try to convince you (very half heartfelt) to let him go.
⁠◍ You, however, were determined. You Made him stay with you the rest of the night and paid him extra what he would have made on the streets. You made this a everyone in a while event, especially if Angel was having a shitty day. You couldn't do it every night cause Valentino was bound to catch on.
⁠◍ “Thanks Toots, but be careful okay? I don't want my boss knowing about you.”

Husker
⁠◍ Most likely while at a casino or bar. Or maybe a mix of the two?
⁠◍ He was winning against lots of demons, and you being of a competitive nature, decided to challenge him.
⁠◍ You lost. You were baffled, him smug. You demand him to show you his tricks.
⁠◍ He grudgingly agreed just to get you to leave him alone, (and cause you offered to buy him drinks).
⁠◍ “Ugh demons are annoying. No I'm not cheating! I'm just better than you-”

Alastor
⁠◍ You could have met him two ways. 1. You were ‘hunting’ a demon and Alastor stumbled across you and complimented your tack
⁠◍ Or 2. You were a fan of his Radio show and wanted to tell him so.
⁠◍ Either way befriending the radio demon in no easy feat. Demons started to avoid messing with you because of your company.
⁠◍ It turns out you two shared things in common; a love of power, radio, and coffee.
⁠◍ Alastor being the demon he is, tried to get you to make multiple deals with him. You were smart for the most part, but we're almost tricked into accidently making them.
⁠◍ Let's be honest Alastor only tolerated you at first for entertainment purposes, and to strike a deal, but actually started to respect you, Or just enjoy your company.
⁠◍ “My dear I must say I didn't expect to find you so intriguing, maybe your not as much of a failure as the others, as long as you remember to smile you're never fully dressed without one."

Velvette
⁠◍ Velvette, being the fashion queen she is, probably was putting on a fashion show. You were probably… no scratch that, you were a big fan of hers, so you wanted to tell her.
⁠◍ Velvette, like the other two V’s love publicity and showing off so they take every chance to talk to the media or there fans. So it was easy to tell her how much you admired her.
⁠◍ She gets lots of people telling her she's awesome (which she is), but you were different. You sounded genuine.
⁠◍ She definitely felt more confident after your compliment. She definitely posted something to social media about how awesome she was, and that she had proof. (You)
⁠◍ Luckily for you, Valentino had a rampage and destroyed one of her models so she was in the market for a new one for tomorrow's show. You've been hired.
⁠◍ “Might be your special day lame ass, You get to work for me, the bestest and most beautiful bitch in Hell! And don't fuck it up! See you tomorrow, kisses!”

Vox
⁠◍ You were new In Hell and looking for a phone. Vox was walking by to check how business was booming for him and (being the business man he is), saw an opportunity.
⁠◍ He definitely came up to you pretending to be a worker and ‘gently’ push you into choosing the phone by Vox Tech.
⁠◍ He will have hypnotized you into picking it. Business is business. Shits not personal, ya dig? (If you get that reference I love you) (ooo! It sounds so familiar!!)
⁠◍ Vox causally pointed out all the other Vox Tech products, and boasted about himself. He definitely also said something good about each V in turn (but him the most). The point was to trick you into working for them.
⁠◍ “At Least you appreciate technology and don't insist on continuing radio. Modern tech is so much better, especially if it's Vox Tech. Trust us with your technology.”

Valentino
⁠◍… Dammit you already know how you met him. It's something to do with sex.
⁠◍ Valentino strikes me as the demon to prey on the weak. So taking that into consideration, you're probably new.
⁠◍ New, innocent, confused, you better bet your about to be famous buttocks he's going to take advantage.
⁠◍ Valentino did his little cunty walk up to you and used his softness voice to address you. He made it sound like he genuinely cared about what happened to you. And wasn't he ever so nice for providing you a job?
⁠◍ “Your so lucky I found you first. I'll take such good care of you Amorocito, you can trust me~. But don't take advantage of my kindness or you'll get punished…”

Lucifer
⁠◍ One word “Ducks"
⁠◍ You were probably hired to clean his place because DEPRESSION! He works on his ducks all day and does not pick up after himself.
⁠◍ So you did it. You noticed all the ducks and it was…concerning. He had to tell you about them to stop you from throwing them away.
⁠◍ You were memorized by his stories. (He has great stories, you can't change my mind). You felt bad for him that he lost his dreams, and was cast out of Heaven.
⁠◍ You and him eventually came to a agreement. You would clean his place, and help him with inspiration. Lucifer would make ducks, and tell you stories, specificly about his dreams.
⁠◍ “What do you mean I'm talking to the duck? No, I'm talking to you! I DO NOT HAVE DEPRESSION!!!" (he has depression)