I tried texting and calling him but no answer. What the hell was all of that back there anyway? Is he serious about the whole girlfriend thing? I'll have to ask him tomorrow...
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'What do you mean Kyle? You're not making any sense...' ' Alright, Wendy. I'll ask again. Do you know where Cartman is?' 'No I don't. I don't have any classes with him. Are you sure you don't know anyone else who might?' hmmm....
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'See yea later Clyde.' 'Yeah, see yeah around man.' 'you're late Cartman...'
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'Clyde?'
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'CLYDE!!' I yell as I run towards him. I stop to catch my breath. 'Kyle? What's up man... I didn't know you had classes in this hallway...' 'where's... Eh. Cartman?' I pant in between words. 'Eric? Why do you want to know where he is?' "Eric?" did he just use Cartman's first name? Why?
'I... I have to ask him something.' 'oh? And what might that be?' Is he serious? 'Cartman made a bet with me... Well... Kinda... He basically "said" I bet you can't get a girlfriend... Or something around those lines....' Clyde stayed silent and just stared at me, but something about that sent shivers down my spine. 'Don't associate with Eric anymore. Stay away from him.' with that he just left... Was that... A warning?
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I gave up my search for Cartman... But something been bugging me.... Clyde never called Cartman by his first name before... Or anyone for that matter... Except for Butters.
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I found myself behind the school, I'm do use coming here it became a routine in my day... I guess... I sigh.
I wonder where he could be.... As I turned to leave. I cut the corner of the school and bumped into a large figure. 'What are you doing?' I look up to see the unknown large figure and to my surprised... 'Cartman?' I've been looking all over the place and here he is in front of my face.
'What are you doing here?' ' Huh? Am I not allowed to be in my special hiding spot?' "special hiding spot?" I never thought of it that way... Now I think of it no one really comes here but Cartman and I...
'Hey fag.' 'eh?!' 'are you just gonna stand there and stare at me all day or what?' 'ah! I actually wanted to ask you something.' '... What is it?' 'about the bet... Were you seri--' 'if you can't mange to get one I'll give you a surprise punishment. If you do you won't have to listen to me anymore.' 'huh?' 'are you deaf? I said--' 'I know what you said but...' 'why? Simple... Wouldn't you like it if you didn't have to listen to my bets and bickering? I know you hate seeing me everyday and hate everything I do. So I'm pretty sure it'll befit us both.... Don't you agree?' 'No that's not--' Cartman moves from the wall and walks towards me.
' that's not..?' I feel myself panic. Why is he so close?! 'You're face is red...' he moves closer, I can feel his breath on my skin, it sends shivers down my spine. What's going on?! 'S-STOP!' I push him away. My eyes shut tight.
'Alright.' he says as I open my eyes. 'Huh?' 'I'll stop. See you later Kahl.' he says as he waves walking into the sunset. ... What just happened?
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