𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠? ☆ 𝑩𝑺𝑫 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕

ONE - truth comes out

request by kamisworld since im pretty unoriginal /j

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ADA

Kunikida: does anyone know where atsushi is?

Junichiro: last time i saw him was with dazai..

Kunikida: okay, so that explains why dazai's missing too.

Kunikida: im about to drag his bandaged ass back over here if he doesn't come back in less than three minutes.

Yosano: idk about you guys, but atsushi's with me in the other room

Yosano: now dazai's a different story

Ranpo: i know where he is

Kunikida: really? thank you ranpo.

Ranpo: but first.. i ran low on my snacks so can you pick them up for me?

Kunikida: oh..

Kenji: i'd be willing to get the snacks for you, ranpo! if that's alright!

Kunikida: kenji, you dont really have to..

Dazai: I DISLOCATED MY LEG

Kunikida: WHAT

Junichiro: WHAT???

Kenji: that's not good!! D:

Kyouka: i have a good technique that can pop your bone back into place in milliseconds.

Atsushi: dazai?? are you okay?!

Ranpo: dazai really woke up the whole ada in seconds.

Dazai: nah im just messing with you guys

Kunikida: dazai get over here before i actually do something i'd probably regret.

Kunikida: we have a meeting in approximately two minutes with the president.

Dazai: no thanks

Kunikida: WHAT DO YOU MEAN; "NO THANKS?"

Kunikida: DAZAI. ITS NOT AN OPTION.

Dazai: i'm walking with someone

Kunikida: well, it doesn't matter. get over here.

Kenji: who is it?

Dazai: oh, nothing..

Dazai: just a port mafia executive

Atsushi: WHAT?

Ranpo: oooh spicy

Yosano: dont.. dont put that word in this context

Ranpo: spicy sauce

Yosano: STOP

Dazai: if you guys are interested...

Kunikida: no. no we are not.

Dazai: it was the one and only chuuya nakahara ;)

Kenji: woah!! the one that manipulates gravity??

Kunikida: kenji.. please don't encourage him..

Dazai: what size do you think chuuya's ring finger is?

...

Dazai: this is the wrong chat-

Atsushi: what?

Junichiro: what..?

Kunikida: what.

Kyouka: what's that supposed to mean

Kenji: wait what?

Yosano: huh. i knew dazai was gay.

Dazai: NO?? IM ASKING THAT BECAUSE UM..

Dazai: next time we.. battle, i can determine that um.. uh

Ranpo: just admit you want mr. anger issues at this point.

Ranpo: also, screenshoted.

Dazai: dammit..

Fukuzawa: Meeting is going to be slightly delayed.

Kunikida: oh- president. hello, why? if i may ask..?

Fukuzawa: I came across three abandoned cats.

PM

Koyo: anyone want some tea?

Tachihara: im listening..

Kajii: i thought it was actual tea..

Koyo: today i asked chuuya to grab a few things for me, but i noticed he was taking a long time

Koyo: so, i went to go probably find him since i suspected he was distracted by wine bottles or something..

Koyo: BUT NO. i find HIM with an ADA member.

Koyo: and that ada member happened to be dazai osamu.

Tachihara: holy shit.. doesn't chuuya absolutely hate that guy??

Koyo: thats what i thought too..

Koyo: do you maybe think he's..??

Tachihara: oh my goodness..

Elise: the ginger's gay??

...

Mori: elise- why did you take my phone? i had to get my backup one!

Akutagawa: dazai-san??

Chuuya: WHAT THE HELL GUYS??

Chuuya: WHAT DUMB ASS THOUGHT MAKE YOU THINK I LOVE DAZAI??

Gin: everything.

Elise: you sleeptalk about him in your sleep..

Tachihara: HELP WHAT??

Koyo: wow. never knew that.

Chuuya: SHUT IT PIPSQUEAK.

Chuuya: you guys dont even have any proof, so dont even talk shit about this.

Gin: you talking about the topic constantly is making it suspicious.

Chuuya: god dammit..