TWO - the swear jar

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Mix between two organizations.
(PM and ADA)

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Kenji: guys, guys! i have something to say!

Atsushi: oh really? tell us!

Ranpo: ok but first why are their pm members in this gc

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Atsushi: what..?

Kunikida: what?

Kunikida: does the president know about this?

Mori: yes he does

Atsushi: but.. why would he agree..?

Mori: bold of you to assume he agreed. this was my idea, anyways.

Dazai: oh brother

Akutagawa: DAZAI-SAN

Dazai: where's the nearest lake i can drown myself in..

Kyouka: can we hear what kenji has to say.

Atsushi: yeah- of course.

Atsushi: but its weird that this is happening..

Yosano: oh nononono, no. no. NO.

Mori: long time no see

Yosano: for fucks sake whos idea was this

Mori: mine :)

Yosano: dazai, for once, i might be joining you in a 'double suicide.'

Kenji: see? this stuff might happen which leads to swearing!!

Kenji: so, i made a new rule with the president's permission..

Kenji: each time someone swears, they have to put something precious in a jar they have.

Atsushi: that doesn't sound bad, but kenji.. how will you even know if they put something in a jar?

Atsushi: or even know they have one..

Kenji: thats alright!! ranpo and the president have every address written down for each organization!

Kenji: and i know they have jars. :)

Mori: what..

Tachihara: what.

Junichiro: what?

Atsushi: oh..

Kyouka: interesting.

Chuuya: what the hell..

Chuuya: you guys are some creepy ass people, im saying..

Kenji: hey! those are two bad words right there!!

Kenji: put something precious to you in a jar.

Chuuya: you gotta be kidding. no way im about to listen to some western kid.

Chuuya: beside didnt your doctor buddy already swear?

Kenji: she didn't know the rules beforehand!

Kenji: also ranpo, you have a person who's not listening to me.

Ranpo: [CENSORED IP ADDRESS]

Mori: .

Yosano: .

Junichiro: .

Kunikida: wha..

Tachihara: NO WAY HE ACTUALLY DID IT

Gin: thats.. literally the port mafia's address-

Dazai: oh wow.

Atsushi: wow, i didn't know he was actually kidding..

Chuuya: WHA..

Chuuya: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??

Chuuya: THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED??

Kenji: another swear!! i thought you knew better the first time :(

Chuuya: fine. but showing addresses is too far.

Ranpo: you're welcome

Fukuzawa: I believe it was going far, but it's enjoyable.

Kunikida: im.. not going to even comment on this.

Dazai: ooohh yes you will when i type what you said in your ideal book ;)

Kunikida: HELL NO DAZAI DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Dazai: woopsies, you sweared <3

Kenji: he's right! good thing you're catching onto this quickly!

Kunikida: no arguments here..

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 07 ⏰

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