[▪︎ROBLOX X READER▪︎]

[REQUESTS : CLOSED]

Hi!

Welcome to Loserville. 🫵

You came here to consume hot garbage which I cook up in my oversized witch pot. No problem, I provide plenty of that- as long as I get requests, which I am sure won't be a lack of.

Now, onto the rules :

This is an X Reader book. So this will be reader centered. Surprising, I know. Fish found in ocean. The following fandoms are included :

Phighting!

Block Tales

Regretevator

Forsaken

^_^

Get a snack at 4 AM.

Noobsquad/Soybean

Reader will always be an adult in romantic scenarios. The said age will adapt with the characters, so there won't ever be an eyebrow raising age gap.

Reader will be gender neutral always. I dont wanna write for the same character twice or thrice just because you wanna be called princess. I will use the term whatever gender you are, anyways. Everyone deserves to be a pretty princess, regardless of what's in their pants.

I don't do the 'Y/N' stuff. Makes me think of unsavory things such as blue orbs and getting sold to BTS for half a cracker. I will avoid characters using your name. Nameless freakeroo learn on to live with it.

I do any character, I do poly even. But as in poly I mean the few most popular ships, because how in the everloving fuck am I supposted to write a Vinestaff x Banhammer x Reader??

If the character is taken or has that gayass tension with another character (example : Split x Bive) you may only request platonic scenario. Or romantic polyamory. This does not apply if two characters are divorced, or ships which aren't canon. Except for swocket because HAHAHAHAH I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I AM EPIC!!! GO MY SWOCKETLINGS, FLY, FLYY!!

If the character is underage, I only do them platonically. If the character is 1000 years old but has the mind of a child, I only do them platonically.

I won't cater to your headcanons, because if you want to kiss dr. Retro, you will have to do so in her ALL ROUND GLORY!! I swear its like humanized Bill Cipher all over again

Leave all the kinks and fetishes at the door please! Not that I CAN'T write some block of text which will make you go whistle and 'oh la la', but I prefer not to. Because lets be real gang, this is wattpad. There are at least 48 twelve year olds with a finger shoved up their nose doing their routenely booger inspection while reading this. So im not judging, just saying!

I do fluff, i do angst, i do hurt/comfort i do hurt/no comfort, platonic, romantic, i do crossovers, Drugs/Drinking (as in, a fun time with the homies), gore, that stuff. I can even do headcanons, just keep your expectations low on that one.

I have every right to turn down your request without telling you why. It doesn't mean that I have something against you. Unless I do. But you will never know. Because I'm cool and mysterious, and judge you silently in the shadows of Gotham.

I enjoy unhinged requests, and super detailed ones too. Go wild, go crazy.

All of them will be above 1500 k, because i ain't writing a coloring book.

No schedule, but expect that the longest you will be without an update is a month. (sike)

You can comment whatever whenever you like. Batshit crazy comments result in neuron activation for me. The sky is the limit dude. Or whatever the goverment allows you to say without putting you on the watchlist.

For the new readers who may wonder why there are only phighting chapters avaible as of yet, its not because i am THAT biased- but because, this was a phighting oneshot book at one point.

Lastly-
I don't want you rats be like "Umm.. >_< author chaaan~ :3 I will be reserving a request, because I was born with a reading deficiency and can't read the big bold letters that say 'CLOSED' teehee! I'm so coquette🎀!! UwU"

Come a little closer and I'l teach you about rabies.

That's it. These rules will be respected, and inability to do so will result in block. Requests are closed now!