Angel's "Brilliant" Idea

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Whore bug:
Y'ALL I HAVE A BRILIANT IDEA

Husk:
If you don't stop Messaging Us about Sex At 3 AM I will Pay @Danger Tits To kill you in the Most Grusome way Possible

Whore bug:
AWWW ILY TOO HUSKY<33

Husk:
@Danger Tits

Danger Tits:
Gimme 5 Dollars and he dead.

Husk:
Deal

Danger Tits
Cool
*Danger Tits Is offline*

Whore bug:
ANYWAY, @Everyone LETS PLAY TOD

Alastor:
My dear Angel, What is a "TOD"

So hard rn:
How do you not know...

Whore bug:
Truth or Dare. We're going to Play Truth or Dare.

Alastor:
Oh, Alright then!

X Marks the Spot:
This is stupid

*Danger Tits Is Online*
Danger Tits:
You're Stupid.
*Danger Tits Is offline*

X Marks the Spot:
What The fuck...

Dickmaster:
@X Marks the Spot 
Truth or dare

X Marks the Spot:
Truth?

Dickmaster:
Can u die?

X Marks the Spot:
Dare.

Dickmaster:
Die.

Whore bug:
Real

X Marks the spot:
ADAM.
T OR D.

Dickmaster:
Dare lol

X Marks the Spot:
Genuenly kys/SRS

Dickmaster:
@Danger Tits

X Marks the Spot:
¿Que Carajo?

*Danger Tits Is Online*
Danger Tits:
Says the bitch Who can't even do her Job right. Says the Bitch Who is too dumb To realise angels Can be harmed. Says the whore Who felt Bad for a sinner. SINNER. Says the Bitch Who is literally mike Wazowski with that singular Eye. Says the Bitch Who can't Handle Being 2 fucking steps away from her "Oh-So-perfect" girlfriend.

X Marks the Spot:
Says the Bitch Who Lost An Arm LOL

*Danger Tits in offline*

X Marks the spot:
Lmao

Alastor:
Charlie, My dear! I noticed Everyone's Names Have been Changed, So i'd Like To ask if You could Change My "nickname" to The radio Demon

Boring Bitch:
Why Of course, Al!:]

*Boring Bitch Changed Alastor's Nickname to The Radio Demon*
*So Hard Rn Changed The Radio Demon's nickname to The Old-Timey Prick*

Boring Bitch:
Vox!:[

*Boring bitch Changed The Old-Timey Prick's nickname to The Radio Demon*

So hard rn:
Fine f u

*So Hard Rn is Offline*

The Radio Demon:
Why thank you my dear!

Whore Bug:
OKAY OKAY SO
@Boring Bitch TRUTH OR DARE?????

Boring Bitch:
Truth:]

Dickmaster:
Kys?

Boring bitch:
BE NICE!>:[

Dickmaster:
Kys pls?

Whore bug:
Bitch UR not even The One asking

Dickmaster:
Too bad

Whore bug:
Char-char, Would you cheat on Vagina for $50k (A.N: IYKYK)

Boring Bitch:
No, Of course not, I love Vaggie:]

X Marks the Spot:
I love u too babe<3

Boring Bitch:
@Husk ! Truth or dare?

Husk:
Dare.

Whore bug:
Kiss me

Boring bitch:
Don't drink today

Whore bug:
...
Boring Bitch:
...
Husk:
Truth

Boring Bitch:
Do you feel Anything Toward Angel?

Husk:
Hate.

So hard rn:
Okay Gays it's 3 AM i'm Cutting Y'all Off

Boring Bitch:
Wait do you mean Guys?

So hard Rn:
Did I fucking stutter?
Okay Gn Y'all (except for You Alastor, fuck you)

The Radio demon:
In your Dreams, Shitbox

*So hard Rn is Offline*

Emmy:
Okay gn Y'all^^

Whore bug:
I genuenly forgot ur here.

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