Pervy Asshole
What are you?
Hottie from the party
I am Musa paradisiaca Linn.
Pervy Asshole
Don't fuck with me
Hottie from the party
Why would I fuck with your
Dumbass?
I just told you what I am.
Pervy Asshole
You're not mufasa parallel bin
Or whatever the fuck that means
Hottie from the party
Oh my God, you racist.
How dare you say that about me?
Pervy Asshole
Goddammit
I didn't say any about you
My friends kept saying
I texted a 59 year old man
And I wanted to make sure
Hottie from the party
That's because I am.
What younger citizen would
punctuate their sentences?
I have to go.
Its nap time in the retirement home.
Pervy Asshole
Wait, phones are allowed there?
Oh man.
Hottie from the party
Listen here sonny,
You whippersnapper.
You're wasting my time.
Pervy Asshole
Why is my fanfic different?
Why didn't I accidentally
text a sexy girl and then fall in love?
Hottie from the party
We can't always get what we want.
I wanted to be a pilot
but I became a nurse instead.
But at least I met Gladys,
my lovely wife.
And we had Tommy
Hottie from the party is typing. . .
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