Pervy Asshole
Guess what I saw today :)
Bitchass
Your missing height?
Cause that would be earth
most emotional reunion.
Pervy Asshole
Motherfucker, I'm 1'72
Your short ass wishes
Bitchass
Ah, 5'8
How's the temperature down there?
Do you need help reaching
the door knob?
Pervy Asshole
How tall are you?
Bitchass
I'm 5'5-
Anyways what did you see?
Pervy Asshole
Ah, ah, ah, short stuff
you're not changing the subject
Wow, you're so tall
Are you the beanstalk?
Are you the Eiffel tower?
I've never met a giant before
Pervy Asshole is typing. . .
Bitchass
THAT'S ENOUGH!
ehem, I mean. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pervy Asshole
Don't worry, being short is
cute
I can just put you in my pocket
and smuggle you like drugs
No airplane ticket required
Bitchass
I will come for you in the night. 🗡🗡
Pervy Asshole
Oh?
Then get ready to scream my name,
Jagi
Bitchass
You are DiSgUsTiNg.
Pervy Asshole
Its okay to blush, short cake
I'll make you a flustered mess
Bitchass
I did blush.
I did not blush****
Godammit, STOP NO
IT WAS A GYPO
I WOULD NEVER BLUSG
FOR YOI
YOURE SHORT
YOURE ANNOYING
BYR-
Pervy Asshole
You forgot your punctuations.
Bitchass
Fuck off!
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