[37] A decent man

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Shortcake
Hey Pervy.

Are you dead?
I have something to rant.

Pervy Asshole
Hello 👋

Shortcake
Gross, who says hello?

What are you, 143?

Pervy Asshole
Holy shit
Did you just implied you
love me?

Shortcake
The fuck did you get that
from?

Pervy Asshole
You said 143
Which means ‘I love you’

Its okay babygirl, no one has
to know

Shortcake
I-
Uh, don't-

Stop that, stop saying rubbish
you perverted shit.

Pervy Asshole
Okay, only cause you asked
so nicely

And I'm not perverted
I'm a decent man

Shortcake
The fuck you're not.

You're a monster!!!!!!!

Pervy Asshole
Wait for when we're under
the covers

Shortcake
You bitch.

You're doing it again.

Pervy Asshole
What?
I meant under the covers
watching a movie

What were you thinking about?

Shortcake
HFAWFKLHDAUYTDV!
I HATE YOU.

YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.

Pervy Asshole
Doing what?
Making you scream?

That's my favourite hobby :)

Shortcake
I will kick you the next time
we meet, I swear.

Shoo, go away from me.

Pervy Asshole
Aww, I wanted to talk to you :(

Shortcake
Fuck you!

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