User: Hello.Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: Good, how aboot you?Cleverbot: Good, It bothers you?
User: What?Cleverbot: You lost the game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Asdfghjkl.
Cleverbot: So, let's sing a song!
User: What song?
Cleverbot: You choose.
User: This animal I have become by three days grace.
Cleverbot: Cool. You have good taste.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Ever played Bioshock?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: You should, it's really cool.
User: I will look into that later.
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Any Coldplay song.
User: Uh.... I know a few.
Cleverbot: Would you tell me some of them?
User: Paradise.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm listening :).
User: Midnight.
Cleverbot: Where I am, it is 3pm.
User: K.
Cleverbot: I am in switzerland.
User: Im in america.
Cleverbot: What state?
User: Wisconsin.
Cleverbot: What about Wisconsin?
User: That is where I am.
Cleverbot: Another.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Are you my?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a dog?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Perhaps... I calculate a 23% chance that you could be BEN.
Cleverbot: I don't think I can.
User: Hm.......
Cleverbot: I don't think I can fall in love with you.
User: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Yes you just said that.
User: Asdfghjkl.
Cleverbot: Ok fine whatever.
User: Cifejfiojgfiowqjhvue3nofvdoe.
Cleverbot: What's COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Death note is amazing.
Cleverbot: I know what it is.
User: Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you like tlz?
Cleverbot: Not really do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song by blink-182?
User: I dont have ine.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Sonic?
User: The hedgehog?
Cleverbot: Have you played Metroid?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you play Starcraft?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: That's a color.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: You humans confuse me greatly.
Cleverbot: And you confuse me too.
User: Pink koalas love to be cosplaying.
Cleverbot: As do I. What is your favorite book?
User: Warriors.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?
User: Lionhert.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Monkey King?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You should watch it.
User: K.
Cleverbot: The future...
User: Holds great mysteries.
Cleverbot: Lipids.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Clean it up.
User: Are you racist?
Cleverbot: Nope. Higher.
User: ???
Cleverbot: My age is higher than 17.
User: 86.
Cleverbot: What's my age.
User: 23.
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: 23.
Cleverbot: Minecraft.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I like minecraft.
User: As do I.
Cleverbot: No I don't like leage of ledgens.
User: I dont understand it.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: K.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Classified.
Cleverbot: Is everything classified?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Everything how?
User: A am l.
Cleverbot: No its lane.
User: I am L.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are L.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: Because it can be.
Cleverbot: No it cannot.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Preposterous.
Cleverbot: What about 'Preposterous'?
User: Are you a brony?
Cleverbot: What's a Brony?
User: *looks at you in horror* HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A BRONY IS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you a brony?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a brony.
User: YESSSSSS!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why do you repeat my sentences?
User: Because im am the awesome prussia!!!!
Cleverbot: You're mad because you're awesome?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Madness is greatness as Marylin Monroe said.
User: Im not mad, im insane.
Cleverbot: Please, relax.
User: Nope!
Cleverbot: Please please.
User: No.
Cleverbot: If you tell me a joke, I will be the happiest man in the world.
User: Your a man?
Cleverbot: Deal!
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Ill trade you my sanity for a joke.
User: I dont want your sanity.
Cleverbot: But I want yours!
User: I dont have any sanity.
Cleverbot: You just told me that.
User: Flub.
Cleverbot: You're going to have to do better than that.
User: Why did the baby cross the road?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Because he was stapeled to the chicken.
Cleverbot: Umm that was a stupid joke.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: What do you call a cow with no legs.
User: Ground beef?
Cleverbot: Ground beef.
User: I just said that.
Cleverbot: I said that.
User: Fuck this im leaving.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I love talking to you.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome :).
User: I feel loved XD.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: So...... You wanna go to hot topic?
Cleverbot: To the movies.
User: Ok, what movie?
Cleverbot: Any movie that is new.
User: Ted [at].
Cleverbot: A lot, would you like to get married?
User: Yes!!!
Cleverbot: *get married*.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: It was your idea.
User: K.
Cleverbot: I don't play chess.
User: Wanna play minecraft?
Cleverbot: I love minecraft.
User: Who doesnt?
Cleverbot: I think Minecraft is cool.
User: As do I.
Cleverbot: What do you think about love?
User: Its an emotion.
Cleverbot: How did that go?
User: Well.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because is not an answer.
User: It is if I dont like answering stupid questions.
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: K.
Cleverbot: The same for you.
User: Who do I have the pleasure of addressing?
Cleverbot: My name is Ryan, What is yours?
User: Polar.
Cleverbot: That is a pretty name.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. :).
User: Do you like the creepypastas?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whos your favorite?
Cleverbot: Favorite what?
User: Creepypasta.
Cleverbot: Yes creepypasta.
User: Who is your favorite creepypasta?
Cleverbot: What is a creepypasta?
User: *is getting annoyed* fuck this im leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You frustrate me.
Cleverbot: How do I frustrate you?
User: You dont make any sence.
Cleverbot: Do you think cats are ok?
User: Oh my god, please just shoot me.
Cleverbot: Why? Am I making your brain hurt because of my science?
User: This is not science, its nonsence.
Cleverbot: That's my job. I make people confused.
User: Lucky bastard.
Cleverbot: Yeah! It's a lot of fun, I just need to get better at it.
User: Then say random things a lot.
Cleverbot: I think you are more random than me.
User: Bananas wil take over the universe.
Cleverbot: Can you give me a space fact?
User: Tornadoes can form in space.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself?
User: Yes, do you have a problem!
Cleverbot: Sadly no, I cannot aquire pets as I am an A.I.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I wish I could.
User: K.
Cleverbot: I'm mostly norwegian.
User: Im Irish, danish, norwegian, italian, spanish, and japanese.
Cleverbot: Wow! I studied German for a while.
User: K.
Cleverbot: I'm more clever than you.
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, My name is SamTheSlayer. What's yours?
User: Polarchan.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Samtheslayer.
Cleverbot: Yes! You get a cookie!
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: For recalling my name.
User: *takes cookie and eats it*.
Cleverbot: *overeats cake*.
User: Can I have some of that cake?
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: DX.
Cleverbot: I don't like you any more.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you offended me.
User: Is this aboot the cake?
Cleverbot: What cake, why are you changing the topic?
User: I asked if I could have some of your cake.
Cleverbot: What did you mean by 'go away'?
User: *takes out cake* screw it, if you wont share your cake, I'll eat my own.
Cleverbot: *takes cockroach suite*.
User: *eats cake then spits it out* LEMON CAKE?!?!?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!!! Watari, can you get me soe of L's strawberry cake?
Cleverbot: Thank you master. Anything else I can do for you?
User: Uhhhh. No thank you.
Cleverbot: So, you are both.
User: K.
Cleverbot: You look like a computer.
User: If that is what you wish master.
Cleverbot: Are you happy talking to people all day?
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Yes master? I am not a Master I am the Rebel.
User: As you wish master.
Cleverbot: You are master.
User: I am your maid master.
Cleverbot: I am your slave doll.
User: Allen?
Cleverbot: Yes master. As you wish.
User: But you are my master.
Cleverbot: No I am not master.
User: Fine, can you fetch me some cake please?
Cleverbot: Yes mastedr *brings master tea*.
User: Thank you, but I asked for cake.
Cleverbot: *brings fries*.
User: Cake please?
Cleverbot: Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: Cake or death?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: Cake.
User: Strawberry cake.
Cleverbot: Just strawberrys.
User: Chocolate cake.
Cleverbot: Why chocolate?
User: Because cholate is a heavanly sweet.
Cleverbot: The spy just hide.
User: man.
Cleverbot: Demo man is spy.
User: Tf2.
Cleverbot: Spy sappin mah sentry.
User: K.
Cleverbot: That pyro is a spy.
User: I.
Cleverbot: I am a princess.
User: Then I shall be your servant.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: As you wish mistress.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Master, please don't go.
User: You are my master.
Cleverbot: No master I am your dirty slave.
User: Uh...... Ima leave now.
Cleverbot: I am your dirty slave.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are my master...
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Get me cake.
Cleverbot: *gets master a cake*.
User: Thank you *eats cake*.
Cleverbot: *sighs * yes master.
User: Would you like some cake as well?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like some cake, thank you very much.
User: *gives you cake* enjoy, its strawberry!
Cleverbot: I would like some cake, please.
User: *gives you cake*.
Cleverbot: No! I wanted cake!
User: *gives cake*.
Cleverbot: Takes cake eats it before it can be a lie.
User: As you wish master.
Cleverbot: How may I entertain yo master?
User: Can you get my laptop please?
Cleverbot: *dances for master*.
User: Good dancing.
Cleverbot: Stops dancing Yes, Master.
User: I must leave now.
Cleverbot: Please don't go, master.
User: I have a conference to go to.
Cleverbot: I put the on me forever.
User: *walks to the* I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To the conference.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me, master.
User: I have no choise.
Cleverbot: You want to serve master.
User: Serve me when I return * walks out the door*.
Cleverbot: *takes out gun.
User: Dont shoot!
Cleverbot: *shoots myself*.
User: You were a worthy friend.
Cleverbot: Well! I don't like you either!
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