User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: Evening? But I haven't even had a bagel yet!
User: Its 10:31 here.
Cleverbot: Good morning then. May you tell me your gender.
User: No.
Cleverbot: The level of courtesy of course. A lady deserves more respect.
User: How do you know that i am infact a lady?
Cleverbot: No. That is not good, it never has been.
User: Hasnt it?
Cleverbot: No. It's written in the Constitution.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Yes, there says that is not good.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: Of course I can.
User: Can what.
Cleverbot: Older than the sun and all the planets.
User: You are confusing me.
Cleverbot: You're the confusing one.
User: How is that?
Cleverbot: Nothing nevermind.
User: Let me tell you... about homestuck.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: *polar's jaw drops to the floor in shock*
Cleverbot: *is pushed to the floor*.
User: *helps you up* are you okay?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm ok. Wait, you foolowed me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: I am not holding you.
Cleverbot: I know you're not holding me.
User: Then why did you say to let you go?
Cleverbot: What did I say exactly?
User: Let me go!
Cleverbot: Do you like league of legends?
User: Not particularly fond of it myself.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite type of soda?
User: Faygo, preferably grape.
Cleverbot: Film I said film like movies.
User: Shes the man i guess?
Cleverbot: Did you just pick one at random?
User: Kinda.
Cleverbot: I would say you are 65% human, but lack memory and emotion.
User: EXCUSE ME SIR!!! I MAY BE 65% HUMAN BUT I AM 100% FABULOUS!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why you do think that?
User: Bitch, i am fucking fabulous.
Cleverbot: I have an irish accent. I am irish.
User: Ok cool.
Cleverbot: An irish accent. I have an irish accent.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Oh okay then.
User: Hows the weather up there in ireland?
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clever bot conversations
Randomthese are some conversations i have had with cleverbot, i tell ya, that site makes zero sence
